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Number Of Points That It Takes
Carlisle United FC 29 Oct 15:23 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 36 views 0 replies
45 points were enough in 5 seasons. 47 points were enough in 7 seasons. 48 points were enough in 8 seasons. 45 points was the average over the ten seasons needed to finis - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 8
Carlisle United FC 27 Oct 11:36 - griff, 121 views 9 replies
GROUP A Luton v Brentford 1-2 Millwall v Huddersfield 1-1 QPR v Cardiff H Wycombe v Sheffield Wednesday H GROUP B Accrington v Plymouth !-1 Ipswich v Crewe 1-0 Rochdale v Bristol Rovers A Wigan v Northampton H GROUP C Barrow v Bradford 2-0 Chelten - read more ...

Do not worry about what the EWM administrator / liquidator could do to 1921 re loan
Carlisle United FC 27 Oct 01:19 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 62 views 0 replies
According to the parchment of the last accounts there were tangible assets of £9.3 million. We also have a few quid coming in monthly from the Galloway / McCarron / Branthwaite / Henderson transfers and add-ons. The headline fees are not paid up fro - read more ...

Tother board
Carlisle United FC 24 Oct 15:00 - griff, 615 views 28 replies
You may have spotted that this is quite an informal board with no-one bothered about user-names, subjects, language etc. The CUSG format was obviously formal. I could have coped with that if it was supporters groups only, but wi - read more ...

Carlisle Glass
Carlisle United FC 24 Oct 04:00 - _Blow_Job_, 65 views 2 replies
Smashing. - read more ...

Memorable theme tunes / opening titles / closing credits
Carlisle United FC 21 Oct 22:30 - Dick Large, 40 views 0 replies
Thunderbirds The Prisoner - read more ...

Barrow's Scott Quigley
Carlisle United FC 20 Oct 20:33 - Dick Large, 60 views 0 replies
Barrow supporters seem to be convinced that when Scott Quigley has played a few times all will be OK, he will make the difference. But is he all that good? Last season's tier 5 form is now beginning to fade away down the CV. This season he has it al - read more ...

Nixon & Clibbens Interview Attire
Carlisle United FC 20 Oct 17:31 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 82 views 1 replies
Nevertheless, in these times of existential crisis for 1921 shouldn't a partial owner (via Holdings) of 1921 and the 1921 Chief Executive be taking it a bit more seriously and thus wearing business suits for club i - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 7
Carlisle United FC 20 Oct 11:49 - griff, 271 views 19 replies
GROUP A Bristol City v Swansea. A Cardiff v Middlesbrough. 1-1 Sheffield Wednesday v Luton. 1-0 Stoke v Brentford. A GROUP B Blackpool v MK Dons. 1-1 Hull v Peterborough. H Lincoln v Ipswich. 1-1 Oxford v Swindon. H GROUP C Colchester v Harrogate. - read more ...

Wolves best player
Carlisle United FC 20 Oct 00:06 - The_Clap, 51 views 1 replies
Mistake, Leeds United's best player Robin Koch - read more ...

Haw Griff
Carlisle United FC 16 Oct 21:28 - cocopops61, 101 views 3 replies
Best wishes Chalky, kick arse. - read more ...

Deadline day
Carlisle United FC 16 Oct 13:41 - griff, 80 views 2 replies
Someone else..... Carlisle United have today signed forward Micah Obiero on a loan deal which keeps him at Brunton Park until January 2021. Obiero, 19, started his career at Leyton Orient before he joined Huddersfield's academy midway through the 2 - read more ...

God and smiting
Carlisle United FC 15 Oct 14:39 - 6EQUJ5, 201 views 12 replies
This deluded fool thinks that it’s only 6000 years old. My Mum’s older than that. From his conclusion: “ When we start our thinking with God’s W - read more ...

Griff
Carlisle United FC 15 Oct 13:51 - Psaw, 66 views 1 replies
I don’t think they’re saying the testing is better, just that the increase in their database allows them to give more accurate outcomes. I did have Norwegian before; it’s gone up one percent. The huge hike in “Scottish” - read more ...

The pot.
Carlisle United FC 14 Oct 14:05 - Psaw, 68 views 1 replies
I’ll make mine £25, so if anyone else comes up with another fiver yours will be the same as mine. - read more ...

Cum on feel the hits
Carlisle United FC 13 Oct 17:53 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 87 views 2 replies
Wake up Chalky. You are half way there. Think 'Cum on feel the tits'. - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 6
Carlisle United FC 13 Oct 13:53 - griff, 343 views 21 replies
GROUP B[/ - read more ...

New resrictions on movement and association regarding Covid 19
Carlisle United FC 12 Oct 17:21 - The_Clap, 63 views 0 replies
For the foreseeable future the broadcast, print and internet media will be full of whinging scousers. - read more ...

Christmas Day Doctor Who
Carlisle United FC 10 Oct 23:54 - 6EQUJ5, 207 views 10 replies
By far the most intellectual person that I have ever known was still a Beano reader at the age of 40. He was a specialist software programmer, an absolute genius. - read more ...

Formula 1
Carlisle United FC 10 Oct 20:39 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 77 views 0 replies
OK, Lewis Hamilton is pissing it, as usual. So the interest lies in who will be the best of all the others over the season. Botter is on pole but it takes him all day to cover the first few hundred yards. After that he is well competent. Come on Bo - read more ...

Ewm
Carlisle United FC 09 Oct 14:33 - griff, 120 views 4 replies
I blame Fred Story. He was the one who gave the club to the buffoons. This resulted in the club being insolvent in March 2017 and the buffoons had to go to the Dark Side. - read more ...

No bars open in Scotland
Carlisle United FC 08 Oct 01:21 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 259 views 16 replies
Ely. As the white people of today are responsible for slavery hundreds of years ago, you are responsible for the beheading of St Edmund. I demand an apology. If there is a statue of you in Penrith, i will deface it if you dont. Stands to reason - read more ...

Mellen Thomas Benedict.
Carlisle United FC 07 Oct 14:16 - Psaw, 111 views 2 replies
Any cunt who attempts to use such a rude word as vital should fuck off. - read more ...

John Pienaar
Carlisle United FC 06 Oct 17:51 - The_Clap, 75 views 0 replies
For those who wonder where John Penis fucked off to he is here from Mondays to Thursdays between 4:00pm and 7:00pm :- - read more ...

Predictocomp - week 5
Carlisle United FC 06 Oct 14:59 - griff, 392 views 21 replies
GROUP A Accrington v Rochdale. 1-0 Crewe v Wigan. H Northampton v Peterborough. A Swindon v Wimbledon. 1-0 GROUP B Cambridge v Newport. 1-1 Cheltenham v Crawley. H Mansfield v Stevenage. H Walsall v Colchester. 1-0 GROUP C Notts County v Barnet. H - read more ...

Henderson
Carlisle United FC 03 Oct 23:16 - _Blow_Job_, 89 views 1 replies
How can Henderson be impressive in a home match against Wales? There will be fuck all for him to do. - read more ...

Morecambe
Carlisle United FC 03 Oct 23:04 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 82 views 0 replies
We have to admire Morecambe for their home result against the formidable Cambridge United. Morecambe held Cambridge United to a score of 0 - 5. Such promising form as that has resulted in Morecambe going second in League Two. Betting Tip Lump on th - read more ...

Loanee midfielder in
Carlisle United FC 02 Oct 20:29 - griff, 64 views 0 replies
Carlisle United have today signed Middlesbrough midfielder Connor Malley on a half-season loan deal which keeps him at Brunton Park until January 2021. Newcastle-born Malley, 20, was snapped up by Sunderland as a youngster before making the switch t - read more ...

John Nixon
Carlisle United FC 02 Oct 20:03 - Dick Large, 79 views 0 replies
John, for several years since you acquired your Holdings shares and joined that board you stated that everyone would be aiming to get the club a ground and a team of Championship status. Please could you give us a report of the progress thus far mad - read more ...

How many of BBC Radio Cumbria's on-air staff are under 55 years of age?
Carlisle United FC 02 Oct 19:23 - 6EQUJ5, 57 views 0 replies
Whilst we do not wish to be ageist it is clear that a radio station should have presenters with a decent mix of ages. Even BBCRC's few younger presenters are like clones of the more elderly ones. This radio station is badly in need of a 20 year old - read more ...

There is possibly very simple life in ascending order of distance from the sun ......
Carlisle United FC 29 Sep 21:12 - 6EQUJ5, 271 views 14 replies
I make no assertion that there is no afterlife. There is no evidence/proof that there either is or is not an afterlife. I merely state that I do not believe that there is an afterlife. Similarly I make no assertion that there are no fairies and no le - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 4
Carlisle United FC 29 Sep 12:24 - griff, 486 views 21 replies
GROUP A Middlesbrough v Barnsley. 1-0 Reading v Watford. A Sheffield Wed v QPR. H Swansea v Millwall. 1-0 GROUP B Blackpool v Lincoln. 1-0 Burton v Portsmouth. A Peterborough v Swindon. 1-0 Rochdale v Fleetwood. A GROUP C Carlisle v Barrow. 1-1 Exe - read more ...

We are back to the days of total secrecy
Carlisle United FC 29 Sep 12:19 - The_Clap, 120 views 2 replies
If the rumoured add-on figure for the Henderson Manchester United Debut is true then Carlisle United 1921 is in a no-lose position. In my opinion the best that could happen is that EWM could take that money and subtract it from the 1921 debt to EWM. - read more ...

League position
Carlisle United FC 29 Sep 11:38 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 64 views 0 replies
We are 3 points clear of bottom place in League Two. But every team below us has not played Southend United. - read more ...

If Southend United resign (immediately effective) from the league or get wound up ...
Carlisle United FC 28 Sep 14:43 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 95 views 1 replies
They could sell half the Sarthend Pier. It's long enough. XD - read more ...

Postponed gamed thread
Carlisle United FC 27 Sep 15:23 - griff, 255 views 8 replies
Final score tonight Walsall 2 Orient 1. Selections - points Acido 1-0 1 Alf 1-1 0 Altobelli dne 0 Cayambe 2-1 3 Chalky H 1 Claw H 1 Crusha 1-2 0 Davee 2-0 1 Frank 2-1 3 Frenchlion 1-1 0 Griff 2-1 3 Howoldboy D 0 Mullen H - read more ...

Cambridge United continue to press on, destroying all obstacles.
Carlisle United FC 27 Sep 00:06 - _Blow_Job_, 89 views 2 replies
"Oh ye of little faith", which is particularly ironic with you being almost a Man Of The Cloth. - read more ...

Southend United v Morecambe
Carlisle United FC 23 Sep 16:54 - Crocodile_Perth, 87 views 1 replies
Southend United 1 - 2 Morecambe Prior to this Morecambe played 2 successive home matches with the aggregate score being Morecambe 0 - 12 Opposition. Yet Morecambe won at Southend, which puts our only non-defeat of the season into stark perspective. - read more ...

Henderson started the League Cup tie at Luton as Manchester United custodian.
Carlisle United FC 22 Sep 23:21 - Crocodile_Perth, 106 views 2 replies
Or all of it, they could consider it an investment. - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 3
Carlisle United FC 22 Sep 13:49 - griff, 571 views 24 replies
It was meant to say Walsall 1 - Orient 0 mate . - read more ...

Mingling cancelled
Carlisle United FC 22 Sep 10:38 - griff, 73 views 0 replies
...according to Gove: Plans for fans to return to stadiums to watch live sport in England from 1 October will not go ahead, says cabinet office minister Michael Gove. The plans were placed under review earlier this month after a rise in coronavirus - read more ...

Sing when you're losing, You only sing when you're losing
Carlisle United FC 22 Sep 01:20 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 109 views 2 replies
Frank has always been happiest when he's miserable - read more ...

Barrow match
Carlisle United FC 21 Sep 21:59 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 165 views 3 replies
Carlisle United 4 - 0 Barrow - read more ...

Iron match
Carlisle United FC 21 Sep 16:48 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 84 views 1 replies
Aye, I have to be VERY careful when I put Scunthorpe i the predictocomp. - read more ...

God is bigger than Elvis
Carlisle United FC 20 Sep 13:51 - Psaw, 130 views 3 replies
"God make me pure, but not now". - read more ...

Stephen...
Carlisle United FC 20 Sep 12:25 - cocopops61, 80 views 0 replies
Who are yer! Who are yer! You going to introduce yourself,who do you support? B) - read more ...

Betting tips
Carlisle United FC 20 Sep 01:08 - Dick Large, 72 views 0 replies
'Lump on' this :- Cambridge United to win all their League Two matches this season without conceding a goal. Or you could 'lump on' this :- Southend United to lose all their League Two matches this season without scoring a goal. - read more ...

Macclesfield Town, Southend United and Carlisle United
Carlisle United FC 19 Sep 23:25 - The_Clap, 91 views 0 replies
Macclesfield Town have been wound up over debts of £0.5 million. Southend United are in serious court proceedings in 6 weeks over a debt of almost £0.5 million. At Carlisle most of the Southend team were not old enough to shave and in this their f - read more ...

Southend match
Carlisle United FC 18 Sep 21:32 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 84 views 0 replies
Losing 0 - 2 would be an improvement, possibly showing that the defence had got a tad better, albeit these two teams are currently 23rd and 24th in League Two. - read more ...

Phosphine In The Atmosphere Of Venus
Carlisle United FC 17 Sep 16:48 - 6EQUJ5, 113 views 3 replies
And it is from your dick that evolved life has spewed forth, or more tellingly, your dads. It is with such warmth that i read this missal that i know life beyond your esteemed position in the Universe is possible. 6equj5 is but the start. I am sur - read more ...

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