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Attention predictocompers.
Carlisle United FC 21 Sep 14:03 - Psaw, 169 views 10 replies
I have never come across a threat so empty. And it’s yet another flounce! Frank, just a little advice; if you’re going to act the cunt be prepared to accept the consequences. For ever. - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 8
Carlisle United FC 21 Sep 10:45 - griff, 92 views 5 replies
Same as last week please. Bonus: I had two scoops of freshly churned cherry ice-cream today. - read more ...

Sticky - 2021-22 Predictocomp table
Carlisle United FC 20 Sep 16:52 - griff, 36 views 0 replies
From Saturday 18th September: 1 Howoldboy (7).Â…Â….5-57 2 Griff (3)Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…5-50 3 Altobelli (5)Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…7-48 4 Tricky (4)Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…...5-48 5 NZBlue (4)Â…Â…Â…Â…Â….2-45 6 Piglet (2)Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…Â….6-45 7 Mullen (5)Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…6-44 8 Nobby (5)Â…Â…Â - read more ...

Harry Kewell sacked
Carlisle United FC 20 Sep 15:39 - cayambe, 90 views 0 replies
From Barnet. It appears he is not made out for managing. - read more ...

Punting with Piglet
Carlisle United FC 20 Sep 03:15 - Piglet_Phoenix, 180 views 3 replies
Only if its working. - read more ...

Sutton Away Pre-Match
Carlisle United FC 20 Sep 02:57 - Piglet_Phoenix, 102 views 2 replies
Highlights 2-0 loss away to Exeter. Sutton No 7 looks a hand full - read more ...

Jimmy Greaves RIP
Carlisle United FC 19 Sep 12:15 - cayambe, 65 views 1 replies
We wont see a talent like that again in modern football. A genius. Scored 20 odd goals in div 1 as a te enager. Nice bloke. Rest in peace. - read more ...

CUOSC - Latest meeting.
Carlisle United FC 18 Sep 23:27 - howoldboy, 115 views 0 replies
"Jim explained that due to issues connected to COVID and other issues at the club, there were no current 1921 board meetings. However business was conducted by phone and em - read more ...

S****horpe post match
Carlisle United FC 18 Sep 22:42 - cayambe, 360 views 9 replies
I agree with your summary and many of the points but I’m left feeeling that we could have let them score another two or three on breakaways in the second half but a mixture of their own ineptitude and some good covering, mainly by Whelan, preve - read more ...

S****horpe match day
Carlisle United FC 18 Sep 13:36 - cayambe, 241 views 12 replies
Told you he was shit B) - read more ...

A Question of Sport
Carlisle United FC 18 Sep 11:10 - griff, 121 views 2 replies
The BBC is a shambles, it has lost touch with reality. - read more ...

Derby face points loss
Carlisle United FC 18 Sep 00:29 - griff, 141 views 3 replies
Agreed, they’ve been financial basket-cases for a while now though. I’m not against points deductions but 12 isn’t enough. I gave a thought to deductions of 20 to 100 points based on a debt v turnover sliding scale with any points & - read more ...

Friday joke
Carlisle United FC 17 Sep 12:38 - cayambe, 101 views 0 replies
A good joke badly told - read more ...

Hello
Carlisle United FC 16 Sep 15:26 - Crocodile_Perth, 277 views 6 replies
How do, jojo. It’s been a while. - read more ...

Chris Hughton sacked
Carlisle United FC 16 Sep 13:23 - cayambe, 149 views 2 replies
Ultimate responsibility for the second goal rests with the manager as he selects the players. It's pretty horrific from the defender and the keeper, but who takes the decision to p1ss about with the ball at the back rather than aiming to play forwar - read more ...

Poetry requests
Carlisle United FC 16 Sep 13:01 - Psaw, 129 views 6 replies
Yes yes yes, excellent. Yes blackdog, you win my admiration. And griff, there is an assumption in there. Maybe the object of lust was in fact where the paper was inserted. I can certainly sign up to that one. And piglet..... try harder. I would - read more ...

Fao Coastlineblue
Carlisle United FC 16 Sep 10:48 - griff, 202 views 2 replies
Ta mate. - read more ...

Michael Chapman RIP
Carlisle United FC 14 Sep 22:49 - cayambe, 90 views 0 replies
One of my favourites in the early 70s. Saw him live at the Market Hall. He lived near Brampton. https://uk.video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=mcafee&ei=UTF-8&p= - read more ...

Central league cup v Fleetwood
Carlisle United FC 14 Sep 19:04 - cayambe, 115 views 4 replies
Both goals looked decent, Toure also a handful on these highlights. Some decent defending from Dinzeyi while he was at centre-half also. - read more ...

Jonathan Dinzeyi
Carlisle United FC 14 Sep 14:14 - cayambe, 168 views 1 replies
I wonder if he realised signing for Beech on loan is akin to ending your career. - read more ...

Cooperation needed for the Galileo Project?
Carlisle United FC 14 Sep 14:11 - 6EQUJ5, 277 views 8 replies
There's no clearer indicator of being a red-neck dick-head than driving one of those trucks. I should've said XLE, my mistake. - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 7
Carlisle United FC 14 Sep 11:23 - griff, 397 views 22 replies
GROUP A Barnsley v Blackburn. A Derby v Stoke. A Huddersfield v Nottingham Forest. 1-0 QPR v Bristol City. 1-0 GROUP B Accrington v Wigan. A Bolton v Rotherham. A Crewe v Burton. 1-0 Wycombe v Charlton. 1-0 GROUP C Bradford v Barrow. 1-0 Carlisle v - read more ...

Sc_nthorpe pre-match
Carlisle United FC 13 Sep 20:52 - Piglet_Phoenix, 557 views 10 replies
Their pre-match thread. - read more ...

Red card or not
Carlisle United FC 13 Sep 14:38 - cayambe, 228 views 8 replies
What I don't really understand is how the Leeds players can complain about the card? - read more ...

Crawley post match
Carlisle United FC 11 Sep 19:40 - cayambe, 1058 views 15 replies
Extended highlights - read more ...

Covid...
Carlisle United FC 11 Sep 16:25 - cocopops61, 693 views 24 replies
Is that the best you can do for an alibi Chalky? You must be high on the list - read more ...

Raducanu.
Carlisle United FC 11 Sep 16:20 - postmanpete, 240 views 6 replies
Makes up for my largely disastrous football betting (with the exception of last week) this season so far... - read more ...

Match Day - Crawley
Carlisle United FC 11 Sep 12:43 - cayambe, 501 views 27 replies
Edit above- We did deserve it. - read more ...

Friday joke
Carlisle United FC 11 Sep 00:58 - cayambe, 173 views 2 replies
How do you get an Iranian woman pregnant?, come all over her shoes, and let the flies do the rest. - read more ...

FAO Cayambe re Predictocomp Week 6
Carlisle United FC 10 Sep 18:43 - howoldboy, 103 views 0 replies
You have only selected 2 scores in Group A. - read more ...

Crawley - pre match
Carlisle United FC 07 Sep 13:51 - cayambe, 505 views 10 replies
John Yems on tomorrow's match - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 6
Carlisle United FC 07 Sep 00:16 - griff, 542 views 23 replies
GROUP A Blackburn 2-1 Luton Bournemouth v Barnsley .H Coventry v Middlesbrough .D West Brom 2-0 Millwall GROUP B Burton v Gillingham .H Charlton 2-0 Cheltenham MK Dons 0-1 Portsmouth Wigan v Doncaster .H GROUP C Crawley 1-1 Carlisle Hartlepool v B - read more ...

Fred Whitton Fundraiser - markredfox73
Carlisle United FC 05 Sep 00:11 - howoldboy, 531 views 1 replies
I agree, I’ve already contributed - Mark does a great job in social care and bothers enough to try and raise funds for a good cause. Recommended. - read more ...

England v Andorra
Carlisle United FC 04 Sep 23:56 - howoldboy, 399 views 1 replies
Andorra to win, still available at 310/1 on Betfair. - read more ...

Haw Griff - Dale Related
Carlisle United FC 04 Sep 21:45 - Blackdogblue, 765 views 11 replies
Hi Griff, have sent you a PM for your Dale forum question 👍😀 - read more ...

Salford Post match
Carlisle United FC 04 Sep 19:11 - cayambe, 1320 views 15 replies
Great new view that. Thanks to all for this thread, it does what it says on the tin. - read more ...

Lee Collins
Carlisle United FC 04 Sep 13:05 - cayambe, 223 views 0 replies
One would think that with all the money in the game, more could be spared for player welfare - read more ...

Match Day - Salford
Carlisle United FC 04 Sep 12:38 - cayambe, 394 views 13 replies
Well that was a nice surprise but in the end a deserved win. Much tighter mid field and chasing the ball down. Salford are a good team and will be up there at the end of the season. - read more ...

Sutton have covid
Carlisle United FC 04 Sep 12:13 - griff, 188 views 1 replies
We play them on 25th September so the part of the squad unaffected will be out of lockdown (if they have to bother at all) by then. I canÂ’t see our game being affected but Sutton may take a few weeks to get back to form, though - read more ...

Saturday's match
Carlisle United FC 04 Sep 00:47 - cityguy, 164 views 0 replies
A charity website I own and manage has a preview of your match against Salford on our Facebook page. Feel free to visit and check out the Carlisle and Salford pages. You can then click on the Facebook link and see - read more ...

Vaccine passports
Carlisle United FC 03 Sep 21:38 - Piglet_Phoenix, 141 views 1 replies
I'm hugely in favour. In fact, I'd make them mandatory for entry into any shop, any hospital, any building other than your own, any sporting event, any workplace - anywhere. Only certified medical exemptions allowed. - read more ...

Friday joke
Carlisle United FC 03 Sep 10:35 - cayambe, 146 views 0 replies
An elderly man (about my age) was attracted to a young lady who had just walked into the gym. He asked the trainer who was standing next to him, Â“What machine do you think I should use that might impress that young lady over thereÂ”? The trainer lo - read more ...

Hughie Mcillmoyle
Carlisle United FC 02 Sep 21:17 - cayambe, 180 views 0 replies
I hear that due to poor health he has moved south to be close to his family. One of our greatest players and a true gentleman - read more ...

Chris Beech talking about deadline day
Carlisle United FC 02 Sep 17:30 - cayambe, 181 views 1 replies
He says an awful lot but doesn't actually say very much. Comedy Chris, king of waffle and lord of the excuse. Connected but unconnected is the phrase "it is what it is". Comedy Chris isn't alone in using it but it's an entirely meaningless thing to - read more ...

Tour of Britain in carlisle
Carlisle United FC 02 Sep 14:40 - cayambe, 219 views 2 replies
Viagra? - read more ...

Galileo Project
Carlisle United FC 02 Sep 13:39 - 6EQUJ5, 434 views 9 replies
You can't stay with me, no. Call me politically incorrect if you like, but I don't want some crusty Transvestite getting up to who knows what weird activity in the south wing. - read more ...

Salford pre match
Carlisle United FC 01 Sep 22:35 - cayambe, 760 views 20 replies
That's ok then Blackdog, seeing as the game's not in Salford tomorrow. I'm not sure why, for the away fixture, why you wouldn't just choose to drink in Manchester? The problem with having a few beers in Manche - read more ...

Welcome back Barry/Northernsoul?
Carlisle United FC 01 Sep 22:01 - Kessler, 163 views 2 replies
of* - read more ...

A helpful note for Nobby Griif and Oldboy
Carlisle United FC 01 Sep 11:48 - Psaw, 266 views 5 replies
Im glad you enjoyed it oldboy. Its more than relaxation though. - read more ...

Now itÂ’s been established that CUFC is a shopÂ…
Carlisle United FC 01 Sep 09:27 - griff, 249 views 2 replies
Every club is a shop, apart from the select few. My view is we've done good business at the end of the window. We've brought in upwards of Â£500k, plus add ons, for one average player and a young out of form player far from the finished article (bot - read more ...

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