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Imagine this coming season a league table consisting of League Two matches played ...
Carlisle United FC 07 Aug 22:21 - Dick Large, 47 views 0 replies
... between Carlisle United, Barrow and Morecambe. Which team will finish first, which second and which third in that mini league, each team playing 4 matches? I envisage Carlisle United winning 2 and drawing 2 matches, which will be enough for to - read more ...

WEve got a keeper!
Carlisle United FC 07 Aug 13:39 - griff, 30 views 0 replies
Midfielder Danny Devine has been unveiled as Carlisle United seventh new signing. The former Bradford City man was today confirmed as the latest addition to Chris Beech's squad. Devine, 22, has signed a two-year deal after being released by the Ban - read more ...

I have complete confidence that this coming season we will have the best squad .....
Carlisle United FC 06 Aug 01:17 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 75 views 2 replies
Clibbins does not tell lies. He is unpopular amongst supporters such that they ascribe to him more faults than he actually has. I believe him when he says that we are not on the verge of administration. That is because we are floating on - read more ...

Riley in
Carlisle United FC 05 Aug 21:14 - griff, 35 views 0 replies
Carlisle United have today signed former Manchester United defender Joe Riley. The 23-year-old has linked up with the Cumbrians as their fifth summer signing after his release by Bradford. Versatile Riley, who has signed a one-year deal with an opt - read more ...

Kayodes back
Carlisle United FC 05 Aug 00:58 - griff, 41 views 0 replies
...on a seadson-long loan: Carlisle United are delighted to confirm that Rotherham striker Josh Kayode will return to Brunton Park on a season-long loan deal for the duration of the 2020/21 campaign. Kayode, 19, became a firm favourite with the Uni - read more ...

Here we go, were off again......
Carlisle United FC 04 Aug 14:11 - griff, 63 views 0 replies
A new fixture list on the horizon and new faces through the door. Some promising signings who have done it at this level and seem pleased to be here. Two defenders and a forward, with (hopefully) more to come. In reverse order..... Striker Gavin Rei - read more ...

Are EWM pocketing all the transfer fee money, as they are perfectly entitled to .....
Carlisle United FC 21 Jul 00:18 - C_U_N_T, 183 views 1 replies
Nobody likes a told you so. Told you so. - read more ...

Most embarrassing public statements made by the CUFC Holdings directors
Carlisle United FC 19 Jul 23:33 - Dick Large, 86 views 1 replies
For several years after he joined the Holdings board John Nixon stated the board's intention for the club to have a stadium and a team of Championship standard. - read more ...

Forest Green Rovers
Carlisle United FC 19 Jul 23:20 - Dick Large, 142 views 1 replies
Ive been to Forest Green a number of times when i lived in brum. Cambridge always lost, the ground is seriously depressing, indeed, that club being where they are is an abomination. Just the mention of the name leaves me wondering what the point is - read more ...

Way to remember the order of the planets from the closest to the Sun outwards
Carlisle United FC 19 Jul 00:29 - 6EQUJ5, 108 views 2 replies
Yes, im glad i read this, its critical info. I cant remember where my keys are most of the time, or who that woman is who keeps walking into my house. - read more ...

Watching Carlisle last season
Carlisle United FC 17 Jul 18:09 - Psaw, 209 views 6 replies
Thanks for putting me right. He is definately more left now. - read more ...

Those who enjoy Carlisle United Football Club being in a weak condition .....
Carlisle United FC 15 Jul 22:12 - C_U_N_T, 101 views 0 replies
..... can enjoy one more season of such a state of affairs. I can feel it in my whatsits that a new, ethical and very effective ownership will occur some time between next May and July. - read more ...

Is there likely to be any other intelligent life in the galaxy or even universe?
Carlisle United FC 11 Jul 23:08 - 6EQUJ5, 222 views 12 replies
Where, in our Solar System and not on Earth, are we first going to discover evidence of either current simple (microbial) life or life that has existed in the past? I reckon that beneath the icy surfaces of both Europa (a moon of Jupiter) and Encela - read more ...

Give up all hope.
Carlisle United FC 10 Jul 14:49 - Psaw, 355 views 10 replies
Yes, EWM could walk away and to avoid bad publicity they could cancel the whole of the debt to them. That would still leave the club utterly fucked and able to stagger on for a short while before ceasing to exist. There will be no local business - read more ...

Miranda Hart and Michael McIntyre .....
Carlisle United FC 10 Jul 00:28 - 6EQUJ5, 141 views 3 replies
Nowhere as bad as the regular faces on other programmes like Q.I.or Mock The Week - read more ...

Varsity matches could be a distant prospect .....
Carlisle United FC 07 Jul 11:46 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 107 views 1 replies
I saw most of the second half and extra time. Apart from that Oxford winger, there wasnt a footballer on the pitch who could take the ball down and make it talk. All the players were tough hard working journeymen who couldnt muster a decent pass - read more ...

There will be no relegation from League Two next season.
Carlisle United FC 03 Jul 16:24 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 169 views 0 replies
There will be no relegation from League Two next season because between the start and end of next season two clubs will cease to exist. - read more ...

In what circumstances / when will there be a genuine new ownership of CUFC 1921?
Carlisle United FC 03 Jul 15:37 - C_U_N_T, 115 views 0 replies
The businesses of a local consortium would have to fully recover from the financial outcome of Covid 19. CUFC 1921 would need to be 2 years clear of the financial outcome of Covid 19 and made to be free of debt. The current Holdings ownership would - read more ...

Covid 19
Carlisle United FC 03 Jul 13:05 - Dick Large, 97 views 0 replies
We shall fight it in Leicester, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight it on the beaches, we shall fight it - read more ...

Fast food outlets, cafes and restaurants.
Carlisle United FC 03 Jul 12:58 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 162 views 4 replies
Arse is not, in FootyMad terms, a rude word for fuck's sake. - read more ...

ReUnited, It's All Gone Quiet Over There
Carlisle United FC 02 Jul 02:36 - _Blow_Job_, 127 views 2 replies
I'd piss myself laughing if EWM, by the terms of the Charge, snaffled it all and loaned 1921 a small regular stipend from it for a while. - read more ...

Well done Keith Curle
Carlisle United FC 29 Jun 23:17 - C_U_N_T, 152 views 2 replies
He knew fuck all until he got educated at Carlisle United by Jenkins, Nixon, Pattison & Clibbens. Has he paid the fees for this education? After the final whistle did he pay fulsome tribute to Jenkins, Nixon, Pattison & Clibbens? Cunt - read more ...

If you want to write to the owner of Carlisle United (1921) Limited it is .....
Carlisle United FC 29 Jun 18:50 - The_Clap, 303 views 11 replies
Have another look and see where the river is. - read more ...

Carlisle climate
Carlisle United FC 28 Jun 14:57 - Psaw, 197 views 5 replies
Tell them to keep going past junction 26 - read more ...

I bet theyre still fat though
Carlisle United FC 28 Jun 10:18 - griff, 132 views 0 replies
From the N&S: The Blues have been training through the coronavirus lockdown and a break in play, following a programme drawn up by head coach Chris Beech and 10 year RAF veteran David Waldie. Waldie told The Cumberland News: "Well do a block of t - read more ...

L'autre endroit
Carlisle United FC 27 Jun 14:16 - _Rod_Fanni, 121 views 3 replies
Yeah, quite a few of them couldn't accept that I am genuine and just want to help the club improve things with constructive criticism. - read more ...

The new strip
Carlisle United FC 26 Jun 20:47 - griff, 114 views 0 replies
According to Nigel Clibbens... It would be counter-productive to launch with an incomplete range, particularly when the missing items just happen to be the most popular size. The update on that is that its due in any time now, and well work o - read more ...

Allo Allo
Carlisle United FC 26 Jun 00:14 - griff, 99 views 0 replies
Klopp! - read more ...

Jason Kenneys on the move again
Carlisle United FC 26 Jun 00:06 - griff, 128 views 1 replies
Was gonna say does Laura know. - read more ...

Which of the Cambridge Five spies was your favourite?
Carlisle United FC 25 Jun 23:43 - 6EQUJ5, 321 views 18 replies
Philip Day owns EWM. EWM (by virtue of the debt) owns Carlisle United Football Club (1921) Limited. - read more ...

This board
Carlisle United FC 25 Jun 15:21 - griff, 165 views 4 replies
At least I can actually see all of the replies on this board.. - read more ...

Support this club initiative you *****
Carlisle United FC 24 Jun 11:44 - C_U_N_T, 199 views 6 replies
If EWM are in charge then they need to make that official. At the moment it seems like they want to have their cake and eat it, call all the shots without any of the responsibilities that come with officially owning the club. - read more ...

Psaw is correct about Music by John Miles
Carlisle United FC 23 Jun 04:02 - C_U_N_T, 161 views 3 replies
She's the subject of the I Love Claudia thread as I suspect you know full well - read more ...

Anarchy In The UK
Carlisle United FC 22 Jun 21:30 - _Stefan_Kuntz, 92 views 0 replies
Appropriately enough at the Royal Albert Hall - read more ...

BBC Radio 5 Live's Stephen Nolan
Carlisle United FC 22 Jun 00:37 - _Blow_Job_, 103 views 0 replies
There is nothing this bloke likes more than a tragedy, enthusiastically getting into the minutiae of it. If there is no tragedy to get into he will make do with interviewing one person who is having a dreadful time. Twat - read more ...

Fermi Paradox
Carlisle United FC 20 Jun 23:55 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 193 views 7 replies
Psaw, what do you reckon is the answer to the Fermi Paradox, which is not actually a paradox and was in play long before Fermi posed it. It is simply a question. - read more ...

Who is putting the cherry on Dido's cake?
Carlisle United FC 19 Jun 12:56 - C_U_N_T, 252 views 6 replies
Ahhhh...politics,no wonder it went over my head - read more ...

One in the eye for griff.
Carlisle United FC 18 Jun 14:27 - Psaw, 214 views 4 replies
Flying is a very safe mode of transportation and while it's not perfectly safe, nothing is. You are statistically more likely to die in a car crash. - read more ...

In what League Two position will Barrow finish next season?
Carlisle United FC 17 Jun 22:00 - The_Clap, 254 views 3 replies
Bottom of the league and straight back down,no fans and the ground is crap - read more ...

I Love Claudia
Carlisle United FC 16 Jun 18:51 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 144 views 2 replies
I have not had any thought about him for at least a quarter of a century. He was / is an ordinary piano player who some women thought was cute. At his current age of 66 he does not seem to be obviously active in music. Claudia is a horse of a more i - read more ...

Keithe Curle interview BBC Radio 5 Live
Carlisle United FC 15 Jun 00:00 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 173 views 1 replies
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CUOSC cheek
Carlisle United FC 13 Jun 14:06 - griff, 453 views 13 replies
Good to hear. It's not a major criticism because I'm assum - read more ...

Ewm / 1921
Carlisle United FC 11 Jun 14:24 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 413 views 13 replies
You have paid for just the five minute argument and that time is now up. I suggest that Laffy is a formidable authority on the overall matter and that his opinion is likely to be correct, so seek it out. Best Wish - read more ...

Donation to Cystic Fybrosis
Carlisle United FC 10 Jun 18:57 - griff, 237 views 5 replies
Thanks for sharing that griff :cool: - read more ...

Let's raise the funds to have a statue of John Nixon outside the club shop
Carlisle United FC 09 Jun 14:51 - Dick Large, 198 views 0 replies
So, the statue gets placed on a plinth outside the club shop. Supporters get utterly pissed off that it exists at all. They pull it down, piss on it, parade it down Warwick Road and throw it into the River Petteril. - read more ...

What really pisses me off about CUOSC
Carlisle United FC 06 Jun 00:38 - Dick Large, 188 views 0 replies
What really pisses me off about CUOSC is that they always refuse to disclose amounts of money that they have raised for the club in the last week, month and year. They prefer to give some scant details of the overall amount that they claim to have r - read more ...

League Two Play-Offs
Carlisle United FC 05 Jun 03:58 - The_Clap, 237 views 3 replies
Macclesfield should be relegated due to all of their shenanigans earlier in the season when they didn't fulfil fixtures,I wouldn't be surprised if a club couldn't afford to carry on if the start of next season is behind closed doors,clubs are already - read more ...

Defending the indefensible
Carlisle United FC 02 Jun 13:25 - C_U_N_T, 209 views 1 replies
Nigels father isn't Harry is it? As for Cummins, he who has not sinned. - read more ...

Best title of a book, play, film, radio/tv programme
Carlisle United FC 02 Jun 11:20 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 157 views 0 replies
Eats, Shoots and Leaves (Lynne Truss) No Turn Unstoned (Diana Rigg autobiography) My Farce From My Elbow (Brian Rix autobiography) Shaving Ryan's Privates (naughty film) - read more ...

Griff
Carlisle United FC 01 Jun 15:04 - Psaw, 184 views 1 replies
Bank details coming..... PM - read more ...

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