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Oy GriffÂ…
Carlisle United FC
26 Apr 18:49 - Blackdogblue, 79 views 3 replies
Getting hissed tonight on free beer.. - read more ...
Howoldboy
Carlisle United FC
25 Apr 19:53 - griff, 127 views 5 replies
MehÂ… IÂ’m buying shares in Cumberland SausagesÂ… 😀 - read more ...
PlayoffsÂ…
Carlisle United FC
24 Apr 21:15 - chaincey.ncfc, 101 views 2 replies
Bromley or Barnet.. long away games - read more ...
Barnsley MadnessÂ….
Carlisle United FC
22 Apr 19:27 - Blackdogblue, 135 views 1 replies
ThereÂ’s got to be something more to this than they are letting on,their playoff spot isnÂ’t guaranteed yet and if they blow it then questions will be asked by the fans,itÂ’s a ridiculous thing to do with one game left to play,why not just let him se - read more ...
Att Griff
Carlisle United FC
22 Apr 12:41 - cayambe, 205 views 4 replies
Got it mate, many thanks. - read more ...
Gateshead denied
Carlisle United FC
21 Apr 23:57 - Blackdogblue, 64 views 1 replies
I had a read of the link and was suprised to see that Altrincham have now been given the bye after originally stating that Solihull would be given it earlier,what a shambles itÂ’s turned out to be - read more ...
Gateshead
Carlisle United FC
21 Apr 16:29 - chaincey.ncfc, 217 views 2 replies
I had a read of the link and was suprised to see that Altrincham have now been given the bye after originally stating that Solihull would be given it earlier,what a shambles itÂ’s turned out to be - read more ...
Predictocomp - THE FINAL WEEK
Carlisle United FC
21 Apr 12:55 - griff, 431 views 20 replies
SCORES Huddersfield v Birmingham. 2-1 Derby v Carlisle. 1-2 Peterborough v Bolton. 1-2 Reading v Blackpool. 1-2 RESULTS Hull v Ipswich. AWAY Exeter v Oxford. AWAY Gillingham v Doncaster. HIME Wrexham v Stockport. HOME - read more ...
The 1% club
Carlisle United FC
21 Apr 12:19 - chaincey.ncfc, 157 views 3 replies
I've not seen it yet but I saw that Rachel Riley on Countdown the other day with her short skirt and low cut top showing off her cleavage and, well, I quickly got aroused! Biggest one I've had for a long time, I was quite pro - read more ...
Howoldboy
Carlisle United FC
20 Apr 10:21 - chaincey.ncfc, 292 views 8 replies
Thanks howoldboy for your contributions to the bets,IÂ’ve enjoyed hearing your thoughts on them and if you fancy giving it a go next season you would be more than welcome - read more ...
Doctors appointments..
Carlisle United FC
18 Apr 18:36 - chaincey.ncfc, 680 views 28 replies
YouÂ’ve pretty much hit the nail on the head there howoldboy,its companionship without having to go out and meet people,IÂ’m very happy in my own company and itÂ’s usually a problem for other people when I decline their - read more ...
FA Cup Replays
Carlisle United FC
18 Apr 15:03 - Blackdogblue, 156 views 3 replies
See you have done really well in League 2Â… wasnÂ’t you top for a while?? F0ok off Chalky - read more ...
136 years ago todayÂ…
Carlisle United FC
18 Apr 13:45 - chaincey.ncfc, 260 views 7 replies
Perhaps Howoldboy is the TVOC.. Like the Stigs “cousins” on Top Gear to the Dale TVOSÂ…. The “Country Bumpkin Cousin” 🤣🤣🤣 - read more ...
Steve Evans
Carlisle United FC
17 Apr 21:23 - chaincey.ncfc, 113 views 0 replies
I see that the fat gobsh1te Evans has returned to Rotherham to get them promoted back up again after their relegation,donÂ’t like the bloke myself but he may be the right man for the job - read more ...
Dr Who - James Bond
Carlisle United FC
16 Apr 00:23 - chaincey.ncfc, 154 views 3 replies
Absolutely chalky, whereas Dr Who has become a humbles of wokery with gay, BME and disabled actors outnumbering the rest of the prominent cast. It doesn’t reflect where I live. - read more ...
Todays Daily mail.
Carlisle United FC
15 Apr 11:08 - postmanpete, 388 views 11 replies
U is now non-U. - read more ...
Iranian drone attack
Carlisle United FC
14 Apr 21:32 - chaincey.ncfc, 188 views 6 replies
No mate… just detracts support from the UK/US for Ukraine… these are not “normal” weapons & Iran is a rich country… Hence WW 3 illuminati theories.. a nuke is not going to say “made in Russia on it” he would love a conflict involving the West - read more ...
GriffyÂ… All
Carlisle United FC
14 Apr 18:38 - Blackdogblue, 222 views 3 replies
It also happens on Buzz so I suspect that itÂ’s a Cumbrian thing - read more ...
Predictocomp - WEEK 39
Carlisle United FC
14 Apr 12:15 - griff, 611 views 20 replies
Hud 1 sw 2 rot 2 bir 2 don 3 bar 1 wal 2 bc 1 stoke d bp a bu h hg h - read more ...
WTF.. Media non Politics or War..
Carlisle United FC
13 Apr 21:10 - Blackdogblue, 97 views 0 replies
I know newspapers print crap to sell… how on earth can this be “re-built”… 18’th Century.. Crooked House owners agree to rebuild pub but in a different place - read more ...
Lashers game
Carlisle United FC
13 Apr 10:34 - griff, 244 views 2 replies
Team - read more ...
Joe Thompson
Carlisle United FC
12 Apr 17:45 - Blackdogblue, 237 views 2 replies
A CUFC player for a whileÂ… has knocked Dale fans for a 6 tbhÂ…. I am even going tomorrow to applaud & give him some energy from us all on 15 minutesÂ… Hopefully CUFC will do the same at 7 which I think was his squad number with you - read more ...
ManchesterÂ…
Carlisle United FC
12 Apr 09:02 - chaincey.ncfc, 229 views 5 replies
Mrs BDB drinking Carling??? Will have a word as she is now on expensive Estrella 😎 - read more ...
The Grand National
Carlisle United FC
10 Apr 10:48 - chaincey.ncfc, 1180 views 33 replies
Maybe howoldboy and griff can add a few extra points to daveeÂ’s prediction comp score in the final weeks to keep him interested in coming back next year and we can then butter him up for some insider information ㈴ - read more ...
FAO Griff
Carlisle United FC
09 Apr 14:55 - howoldboy, 200 views 1 replies
Replied. - read more ...
Spam 10 - its just a drill OK.
Carlisle United FC
08 Apr 20:53 - dotdotdash, 169 views 1 replies
Next. - read more ...
Site issues
Carlisle United FC
08 Apr 19:07 - Blackdogblue, 659 views 22 replies
😀😀 Getting worseÂ… long time to load / move to a next pageÂ….site is defo getting spiked from somewhereÂ… Must hurt more “our” ex manager stepped in & saved KFC Fylde.. - read more ...
Hey, dotdotdash
Carlisle United FC
08 Apr 00:00 - griff, 707 views 11 replies
Hi chaincey mate can't comment on that or if the mother in law sees she'll have my guts for garters the miserable old hag! XD no I josh she's a wonder of a woman and I love her and my beloved wife more than words can say Griff I'd rather not discuss - read more ...
Deputy Moderator
Carlisle United FC
07 Apr 22:41 - dotdotdash, 359 views 7 replies
I offered yesterday but you chose not to reply. I can’t begin - read more ...
Cast down to div 2 with 27 points.
Carlisle United FC
07 Apr 14:02 - Psaw, 316 views 2 replies
Avoided like the plague, does it hurt? You bet. - read more ...
Predictocomp - WEEK 38
Carlisle United FC
07 Apr 11:44 - griff, 607 views 17 replies
SCORES Preston NE v Norwich 0-2 Sheffield Wed v Stoke 1-1 Bolton v Portsmouth 0-1 Oxford v Peterborough 1-3 RESULTS Ipswich v Middlesbrough H Millwall v Cardiff A Cambridge v Charlton D MK Dons v Mansfield D - read more ...
Heads Up
Carlisle United FC
06 Apr 19:08 - Blackdogblue, 348 views 4 replies
ItÂ’s been on the cards for a while but non the easier to take,like griff says get rid of the deadwood and invest in new players and throw the dice again in league two Fingers crossed for a Carlisle v Notts fixture on a warm weekend so that I can sp - read more ...
Questions for MULLEN
Carlisle United FC
05 Apr 17:35 - dotdotdash, 387 views 7 replies
This thread is for questions to be directed at Mullen, feel free to create another thread for questions to be directed at me but until then keep on topic Keith Oooh.. look at “U”.. Like I said to another pos - read more ...
Millions
Carlisle United FC
05 Apr 10:43 - griff, 186 views 0 replies
Seems like weÂ’re rolling in it; two multimillion developments coming to enhance our future prospects. Gotta love them Yanks. https://www.carlisleunited.co.uk/news/2024/april/club-an-update-on-brunton-park-and-training-ground-development-plans/ - read more ...
Griff Out. Mullen in
Carlisle United FC
04 Apr 10:29 - dotdotdash, 929 views 32 replies
There's only ever been one genuine, u - read more ...
Most influential debut albums in Rock..
Carlisle United FC
03 Apr 21:49 - Blackdogblue, 231 views 7 replies
"As Wikipedia claims, heavy metal came from Zeppelin, Purple and Sabbath. Not quite on the mark but what came after was heavily influenced by them and IÂ’d maybe add blues rockers like Ten Years After and early Tull/Mac. But of course the correct an - read more ...
How to beat The Buzz
Carlisle United FC
03 Apr 16:44 - dotdotdash, 172 views 2 replies
I canÂ’t ever recall griff ever wanting to compete with The Buzz or any other forum in all the years posting on here,heÂ’s always tried to get posters to put their thoughts on both forums As for piggie,itÂ’s only fair that The Buzz keep him as weÂ’ - read more ...
Ungratefulness
Carlisle United FC
02 Apr 18:10 - Blackdogblue, 332 views 4 replies
Apologies but it was crap. I did complete the first 2 sections though, but wound me up more 😂 - read more ...
Why hasnÂ’t griffÂ…
Carlisle United FC
01 Apr 23:09 - chaincey.ncfc, 282 views 6 replies
Tbf that sounds a lot like me trying to get an edge on my bet with bdb 😁 - read more ...
What, so Colin Jackson wasnt a world class hurdler?
Carlisle United FC
01 Apr 19:58 - dotdotdash, 498 views 11 replies
Would it be wrong to say that Colin Jackson was over the top? - read more ...
Mullen getting too big for his boots?
Carlisle United FC
01 Apr 16:28 - dotdotdash, 451 views 6 replies
Aaaaand breatheÂ… - read more ...
Predictocomp - WEEK 37
Carlisle United FC
01 Apr 13:40 - griff, 549 views 22 replies
SCORES Coventry v Leeds 1-3 Sunderland v Bristol City 2-1 Exeter v Stevenage 0-1 Bradford v Gillingham 1-1 RESULTS Huddersfield v Millwall h Charlton v Barnsley h Wigan v Port Vale h Morecambe v Doncaster d - read more ...
Haw Chalky
Carlisle United FC
28 Mar 21:19 - griff, 348 views 5 replies
No mate, that the buckets of red. - read more ...
Carlisle 24th ...finished, dead, zombies, bottom, hopeless.
Carlisle United FC
28 Mar 18:32 - Psaw, 462 views 3 replies
Hi all how are we good to have another contributor the more the merrier they say too many cooks spoil the broth but as someone who knows his fine dining let me say that's reductive Keith - read more ...
Two ToneÂ…
Carlisle United FC
28 Mar 15:09 - chaincey.ncfc, 566 views 10 replies
IÂ’ve never been there Pete but after a quick Google search IÂ’ve put it on my list of places to visit this year as itÂ’s seems like my kind of place and always enjoy somewhere new - read more ...
FAO Moonie and the old gang
Carlisle United FC
26 Mar 22:46 - Keith Mallard, 763 views 11 replies
Hi mate how are you Keith here checking in it's been a hectic few days took my darling wife to Osteria Francescana on a whim and had a few days there (you must go it's really something) looking forward to todays game I don't follow any religion but a - read more ...
Good evening and introduction
Carlisle United FC
25 Mar 22:19 - Keith Mallard, 758 views 5 replies
Welcome lads to the refuge. Your abusers can’t get to you here* so settle down and we’ll give you the best counselling available. There’s snacks in the back, drinks in the cooler but you’re completely responsible for your ow - read more ...
Dale Saved?
Carlisle United FC
25 Mar 21:33 - Blackdogblue, 262 views 3 replies
I think I have a greatest hits CD, I’ll have a shufti later. - read more ...
Predictocomp -WEEK 36 - Easter Monday
Carlisle United FC
24 Mar 15:11 - griff, 810 views 29 replies
Getting a divorceÂ… 🤬🤬 - read more ...
Stevenage game.
Carlisle United FC
23 Mar 17:05 - griff, 234 views 0 replies
PigletÂ’s love child Charters back in and Diamond on the bench. I fear for today. - read more ...
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Oy GriffÂ…
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PlayoffsÂ…
24 Apr 21:15 - chaincey.ncfc, 101 views 2 replies
Barnsley MadnessÂ….
22 Apr 19:27 - Blackdogblue, 135 views 1 replies
Att Griff
22 Apr 12:41 - cayambe, 205 views 4 replies
Gateshead denied
21 Apr 23:57 - Blackdogblue, 64 views 1 replies
Gateshead
21 Apr 16:29 - chaincey.ncfc, 217 views 2 replies
Predictocomp - THE FINAL WEEK
21 Apr 12:55 - griff, 431 views 20 replies
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