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Defending the indefensible
Carlisle United FC 02 Jun 11:25 - C_U_N_T, 26 views 1 replies
Nigels father isn't Harry is it? As for Cummins, he who has not sinned. - read more ...

Should Pluto be re-instated as a planet?
Carlisle United FC 30 May 19:51 - 6EQUJ5, 130 views 7 replies
Michelle Thaller regularly appears on documemtaries, she has this energy that shines like the sun. At the end of her speech she ALWAYS gives a loving smile, not in a arnt I a clever so and so, but in a genuine love of knowledge. She isn't attracti - read more ...

Opticians
Carlisle United FC 29 May 13:03 - Dick Large, 56 views 1 replies
Have I Got News for You were all over this last night, very funny. - read more ...

Nissan and the EU
Carlisle United FC 28 May 13:31 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 71 views 2 replies
I’m with you both. Bring on no deal. - read more ...

Boris gets arse well kicked at select committee hearing
Carlisle United FC 27 May 16:47 - C_U_N_T, 53 views 0 replies
He sounded just like Clibbens, he responded to questions by just meandering on, worse than pathetic. - read more ...

Elephant In The Room
Carlisle United FC 25 May 01:50 - C_U_N_T, 659 views 1 replies
That’s no way to talk about Laffy! - read more ...

Carlisle Glass / EWM / The Three
Carlisle United FC 23 May 22:51 - _Blow_Job_, 1056 views 3 replies
The benevolence of EWN is remarkable. Fingers crossed. - read more ...

Who is contributing to REUnited? Why are you doing so or why are you not doing so?
Carlisle United FC 21 May 09:34 - Dick Large, 674 views 2 replies
I’m not giving a penny to the Trust, but I won’t want a refund for the unused portion of my season-ticket which is about £43 on my reckoning. I reckon the board should agree to match the money that fans waive; for 500 fans it could be £ - read more ...

Test, Trace & Isolate
Carlisle United FC 18 May 13:47 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 667 views 1 replies
Any woman below the age of 30 will get my support free of charge. Maybe some over 30. Where it goes from there is anyones guess. - read more ...

Jimmy Glass....
Carlisle United FC 15 May 12:14 - cocopops61, 717 views 5 replies
Funniest bit is watching the ref getting poleaxed. - read more ...

Griffy you old son of a gun.
Carlisle United FC 13 May 13:03 - Psaw, 704 views 2 replies
Just like Cambridge. At least you are not under the delusion you have a ground. - read more ...

Nixon and Jenkins reminisce about Lapping Consortium 2015
Carlisle United FC 11 May 23:27 - Dick Large, 679 views 0 replies
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Classic song 'Night and Day'
Carlisle United FC 09 May 14:56 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 676 views 0 replies
Knighton Day, you are the one Only you beneath the moon and under the sun Whether near to me, or far It's no matter darling where you are I think of you Knighton Day - read more ...

Is there anyone on BBC Radio Cumbria who you would like to shower with praise?
Carlisle United FC 08 May 18:05 - 6EQUJ5, 711 views 2 replies
Gordon Swindlehurst is good, the rest of them can fuck off. - read more ...

It is of course inevitable that a Cumbrian business consortium will take over .......
Carlisle United FC 07 May 18:36 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 785 views 7 replies
So why is Day involved at all? You don't say how Day will get his 2.5 mill back, he wont write it off. There is nothing there that makes me worry less. Day is not interested in football, his involvement has another edge to it. A loss making busi - read more ...

Carlisle Kaput.
Carlisle United FC 03 May 12:15 - Psaw, 704 views 2 replies
Oh. I think your are as NAIVE as it gets. And by saying so, im pee ing on your chips. I bet you 456,982 quid, and 60 pence that I am right. If im right, I will take your house and your wife, as I know you have no money. Hang on, where did th - read more ...

Reggie Lamb released.
Carlisle United FC 30 Apr 14:06 - Psaw, 771 views 4 replies
Your in the same position as us. You will lose the ground. Your days as an upper division club are over. All you are now, like us, is a club of 3500, to 4,000 fans. Cambridge do as they are told by the council. They have to obey as any new gr - read more ...

After Covid 19 what financial condition will EWM be in and how will that affect CUFC?
Carlisle United FC 30 Apr 05:18 - _Blow_Job_, 690 views 0 replies
After Covid 19 no companies will have any money to spare and all of them will be in a race for market share. I suggest that EWM will not wish to prolong their involvement with the club, that they will take some action to bring about a change of owner - read more ...

Which one of these 4 is the odd one out and why?
Carlisle United FC 28 Apr 21:29 - 6EQUJ5, 784 views 7 replies
If you rang Steven Pattison whilst he was in a lift he would not be able to tell you which direction he was travelling in if you gave him 3 guesses. - read more ...

Captain Tom Moore's 'You'll Never Walk Alone' success
Carlisle United FC 24 Apr 21:41 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 715 views 0 replies
What do you think Captain Tom should follow up his chart success with? I reckon that he should go punk with maybe 'Anarchy In The UK' or 'Too Drunk To Fuck'. - read more ...

Arnold Schpenhaur
Carlisle United FC 21 Apr 13:18 - Psaw2, 804 views 8 replies
It is definitely simple at Sainsbury's. Between 8am and 9am on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Only for elderly and disabled customers. - read more ...

Secretary of State for Health and Social Care
Carlisle United FC 15 Apr 14:41 - Dick Large, 775 views 0 replies
How well has he done, that there Matt Hanpenis? He says that he will answer questions, about not just Covid 19 and health matters, but anything else. So Matt, when and under what circumstances will Jenkins, Nixon and Pattison fuck off? - read more ...

If you have evidence of a pre-Covid 19 price and a much different price now ....
Carlisle United FC 11 Apr 21:58 - C_U_N_T, 829 views 2 replies
My heating oil, down to below 30p per litre. I saw petrol at 102.7 ppl yesterday too, all the cheapest in ages. Nowt to do with Covid though. Anyway. - read more ...

Will hospitals in Cumbria be able to cope with .....
Carlisle United FC 10 Apr 20:55 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 155 views 0 replies
..... the birth rate 9 months after Jenkins, Nixon and Pattison fuck off? - read more ...

Will hospitals in Cumbria be able to cope with .....
Carlisle United FC 10 Apr 20:53 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 773 views 1 replies
Please will the Member For Hallatrow delete this version of the thread like, eh? - read more ...

Films to take your mind off it all and relax to
Carlisle United FC 09 Apr 00:25 - 6EQUJ5, 179 views 1 replies
How about the one where the world is consumed by a virus and we all end up as Zombies?, or dead. - read more ...

Recommended reading
Carlisle United FC 06 Apr 18:49 - griff, 208 views 2 replies
Do you own a parrot Blackbeard? - read more ...

Clapping?
Carlisle United FC 02 Apr 13:36 - _Blow_Job_, 238 views 2 replies
That's because you two support a small club right oop north,if you l lived in a city in the Midlands the clapping and chanting is deafening - read more ...

Peeve
Carlisle United FC 29 Mar 22:50 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 604 views 7 replies
I didn't see it as a war Les but I do believe that one day local accents and phrases will die out 👍 - read more ...

Only ***** workers should now be working
Carlisle United FC 28 Mar 01:20 - _Blow_Job_, 257 views 1 replies
They could work from home, like Ken Bruce is. - read more ...

Quiz Time
Carlisle United FC 24 Mar 10:56 - Le_Badger, 253 views 0 replies
Morning Carlisle Fans, Hope you're all well, and not just regarding the current State Of Things. I've been making a few of these -esque Any Team But Quizzes, and linked below is the one for Carlisle United. I hope you enjoy it, and i - read more ...

Psaw?
Carlisle United FC 24 Mar 01:46 - C_U_N_T, 319 views 2 replies
...weil Glückseligkeit nicht ein Ideal der Vernunft, sondern der Einbildungskraft ist.... - read more ...

Griff.
Carlisle United FC 18 Mar 12:37 - Psaw2, 384 views 3 replies
I think you are referring to Carlisle United. Action is not the word for it. Vomit, bacteria, phlegm, and a donkeys ars e is. Don't get upset, I am referring to Cambridge United as well. If you think of how football used to be, fast, exciting, - read more ...

Rishi Sunak, Chancellor of the Exchequer
Carlisle United FC 17 Mar 21:10 - The_Clap, 301 views 0 replies
Rishi Sunak's voice is very similar to that of Tony Blair's from a few years ago. - read more ...

I have a toilet roll for sale.
Carlisle United FC 15 Mar 13:19 - The_Clap, 302 views 2 replies
One careful previous owner - read more ...

No enquiries.
Carlisle United FC 13 Mar 13:43 - Psaw2, 393 views 3 replies
No response then. Jealousy is an ugly emotion. Yes, Cambridge is the home of football. Yes it is. You must be rowing a long boat off the coast of America Griff, invasion like. - read more ...

Predictocomp - please read.
Carlisle United FC 13 Mar 13:16 - griff, 703 views 14 replies
I was planning the big push from behind again this season , had forecast some big numbers . - read more ...

I want Jenkins, Nixon and Pattison to .....
Carlisle United FC 11 Mar 16:06 - 6EQUJ5, 248 views 0 replies
fuck off and, Madam Deputy Speaker, I commend this speech to The House. - read more ...

Predictocomp Week 33
Carlisle United FC 09 Mar 17:59 - griff, 434 views 6 replies
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That England rugby union player who got banned for 8 weeks ......
Carlisle United FC 09 Mar 16:52 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 224 views 1 replies
Any b*astard who grabs my d*ick will get a 3 month ban. I wish mine was that long Les, but I’d have to have some cut off. - read more ...

Covid 19 (Corona Virus)
Carlisle United FC 07 Mar 23:19 - The_Clap, 534 views 6 replies
I wonder if this will end with there being something in nature which kicks Covid 19's arse, an end to it like the denouement of 'Day Of The Triffids' or 'War Of The Worlds'? - read more ...

Is there any intelligent life in the universe, other than that on Earth?
Carlisle United FC 06 Mar 23:01 - 6EQUJ5, 421 views 7 replies
Yeah, but they could already beat Carlisle. Probably. - read more ...

Flybe's routes being taken on by various train companies
Carlisle United FC 06 Mar 14:08 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 195 views 0 replies
That will be fucking brilliant, flying trains. - read more ...

Predictocomp Week 32
Carlisle United FC 05 Mar 09:30 - griff, 586 views 13 replies
GROUP A Birmingham City v Reading. H Charlton Athletic v Middlesbrough. 1-1 Stoke City v Hull City. H Swansea City v West Bromwich Albion. 0-1 GROUP B Fleetwood Town v Blackpool. H Lincoln City v Burton Albion. 1-1 Peterborough United v Portsmouth. - read more ...

Best person to lead the UK negotiating team against the EU
Carlisle United FC 02 Mar 22:40 - _Blow_Job_, 229 views 1 replies
You and me blow job, we could be brothers. - read more ...

"Kim Philby, Anthony Blunt, Donald McLean, Guy Burgess, John Cairncross, .....
Carlisle United FC 01 Mar 14:03 - Dick Large, 183 views 0 replies
..... Charles Darwin, Bertrand Russell, Lord Byron, Alan Turing, David Attenborough, Florence Nightingale, John Cleese ..... are you listening John Cleese, your boys took a hell of a beating". - read more ...

How to get a completely free all found stay in a hotel for at least 2 weeks, maybe 5
Carlisle United FC 29 Feb 13:37 - C_U_N_T, 210 views 0 replies
Just go into a crowded area such as a market, sporting venue, town centre etc and cough. - read more ...

Predictocomp - Week 31
Carlisle United FC 26 Feb 08:29 - griff, 664 views 12 replies
GROUP A Blackburn v Swansea 2-2 Fulham v Preston Home Millwall v Bristol City 2-2 Sheffield Wed v Derby Home GROUP B Blackpool v Ipswich 2-1 Bristol Rovers v Shrewsbury DRAW Doncaster v Wycombe 2-1 Rotherham v MK Dons HOME GROUP C Brad - read more ...

Our disabled facilities
Carlisle United FC 23 Feb 17:44 - griff, 380 views 4 replies
Hmmm .... indeed the internet software sees all the characters in a link regardless of whether they are obviously plain text or html instructions. Adblock was in the swear filter a few years ago and indeed still is for fuck's sake. Only t - read more ...

What can we expect from the Cambridge United match?
Carlisle United FC 23 Feb 13:32 - _Blow_Job_, 299 views 2 replies
We will take you in the way a Russian soldier would force his advances on a petite 18 year old German girl in Berlin in 1945. We wont be as kind and empathic though. We will go through all the pages of the Joy of S ex, and write a few more. The - read more ...

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