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20th June CARLISLE UNITED ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL CLUB (1921) LTD will be 100 years old
Carlisle United FC 13 Apr 15:42 - Dick Large, 29 views 1 replies
Has it only been a hundred years?. It seems a lot longer. - read more ...

Oh dear, folk looking for us to go 7th tonight
Carlisle United FC 13 Apr 13:38 - Dick Large, 42 views 1 replies
Ill turn gay and sleep with the BBC, they are all gay. Ill get tattoos that cover my neck and arms, with a crucifix below one eye, like Marcus Maddisson the ex posh player, who is feeling sorry for himself. I will imbibe LSD, and coke for breakfast - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 32 - NB Early kick-offs!
Carlisle United FC 13 Apr 11:16 - griff, 34 views 2 replies
OK quiet at the back and listen. Due to the royal funeral arranged, for some reason, at 3 p.m. on a Saturday, the kick-off times of all EFL games are being moved. From what Ive read, likely starting times will be 1230 or 1730, - read more ...

If you want the club to die .....
Carlisle United FC 11 Apr 21:56 - Dick Large, 73 views 3 replies
I think itll show how further in the **** the club is. More debt transfer to pointless shares, nothing to get excited about. - read more ...

Tips for predictocompers.
Carlisle United FC 11 Apr 14:31 - Psaw, 88 views 3 replies
Youve just upset griff. I am considering starting my own, and have my own rules. Considering your points results so to speak, i might award you good try points to help you along. If Piglet enters, i will deduct points for tardy posting, spelling - read more ...

Oooh, look Frank
Carlisle United FC 07 Apr 12:49 - griff, 183 views 6 replies
Now that sort of reply Griff, definitely deserves a round of applause. :D - read more ...

NewsNight presenters
Carlisle United FC 07 Apr 00:59 - Dick Large, 107 views 3 replies
Ten years ago it was the best board to post on with genuine laughs very night but I used to pity any poor sod that put on a post for the first time,there was a clique on there and it was hard to be accepted but if you got what it was all about then i - read more ...

Frank, I've been dipping my snout into the European news media output.
Carlisle United FC 06 Apr 15:27 - Dick Large, 77 views 1 replies
Hello Dick, just seen this, my eyes arnt the best. Nothing GB does will please the EU. They said from the beginning that GB will be punished to warn others that leaving will not come without punishment, and they meant it. Other EU countries can do - read more ...

Footymad....
Carlisle United FC 06 Apr 12:00 - cocopops61, 327 views 11 replies
Coco, I have also accessed this site using the Opera internet browser under Windows on my laptop. With AdBlock these internet browsers all rendered the site perfectly with no adverts :- Google Mozilla Micros - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 31
Carlisle United FC 06 Apr 10:29 - griff, 516 views 30 replies
GROUP A Birmingham City v Stoke. 0-1 Bristol City v Nottingham Forest. 0-1 Preston v Brentford. A Wycombe v Luton. A GROUP B Crewe v Oxford. 1-1 Lincoln v Blackpool. A Northampton v Bristol Rovers. 0-1 Sunderland v Charlton. H GROUP C Barrow v Carl - read more ...

Barrow versus Carlisle United
Carlisle United FC 05 Apr 01:37 - Dick Large, 150 views 3 replies
Somewhere in the mid forties there is a number of points total that for Barrow is the finishing post for continuing to be a League Two club. It is very close now, so Barrow will be content with yesterday's result. As for Carlisle United the result d - read more ...

Are Missy and The Master (John Simm version) both dead?
Carlisle United FC 03 Apr 14:44 - 6EQUJ5, 90 views 2 replies
We need a new Hill Street Blues. The best show of all time. Was glued to it. The opening scenes of a cop car zooming out, and shots of Los Angeles in the rain, with flyovers, sums up the hopelessness that this life can produce. - read more ...

Southend
Carlisle United FC 02 Apr 22:42 - sandpit, 177 views 3 replies
The self inflicted unnecessary pressure they have put on themselves means a draw is no good,well i don't think so,no doubt some would be pleased with a draw thats the pressure we have put into the match,did someone mention frozen pitch,don't even thi - read more ...

Lottery winner
Carlisle United FC 01 Apr 13:38 - Psaw, 159 views 6 replies
I got quite excited when you told me that Notts was in the conference because I naturally thought that they was playing in the Europa Conference League but upon further investigation I was disappointed to find out that you actually meant the National - read more ...

Easter
Carlisle United FC 31 Mar 21:34 - sandpit, 82 views 1 replies
It's terrible that people would just leave their litter when they travel to the lake district,it's just being idle not to take it away with you and they should be grateful that we have such natural beauty on our doorstep,two parks have had to be clos - read more ...

John Pienaar
Carlisle United FC 31 Mar 18:15 - Dick Large, 93 views 4 replies
No couldn't get it to work. - read more ...

Crawley
Carlisle United FC 30 Mar 23:29 - sandpit, 80 views 2 replies
Anything below the level of a genuine new ownership with the debts resolved is merely re-arranging the deckchairs ..... The debt burden is not going to be removed whilst the current Holdings board is in place. They are clamped in place by PD / Purep - read more ...

The sort of sponsorship that would work immediately
Carlisle United FC 30 Mar 14:11 - Dick Large, 54 views 0 replies
We know that the most significant companies in Cumbria will not provide sponsorship / advertising revenue or any other benefit to 1921 because to put money into a place where it can be controlled by The Three is an absolute waste. So here is my conc - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 30
Carlisle United FC 30 Mar 10:52 - griff, 333 views 19 replies
GROUP A Blackburn v Bournemouth .A Coventry 0-1 Bristol City Rotherham 2-0 Wycombe Stoke v Millwall .D GROUP B Wimbledon v Fleetwood .H Burton 1-0 Swindon Peterbrough 2-2 Sunderland Shrewsbury v Plymouth .H GROUP C Colchester v Barrow .H Newport - read more ...

American company Novavax has one vaccine manufacturing facility in the EU in Sweden
Carlisle United FC 29 Mar 23:33 - Dick Large, 44 views 0 replies
Novavax is switching its Swedish anti-covid vaccine production to the UK. I wonder why that would be? Possibly it could be to prevent any cunts using 'force majeure' in an extremely unethical manner to prevent a legitimate highest priority con - read more ...

State Of The Club
Carlisle United FC 28 Mar 13:44 - Dick Large, 245 views 11 replies
Frank, thus far and no further, that is quite enough for me. - read more ...

UK has a contract with the American company Novavax for anti-covid vaccine.
Carlisle United FC 26 Mar 14:26 - Dick Large, 85 views 1 replies
Error: doses not does - read more ...

Burgess, Blunt, Philby, Maclean and Cairncross
Carlisle United FC 25 Mar 14:01 - Dick Large, 82 views 0 replies
Are you listening, Cairncross? Your boys will not take a hell of a beating. :blue: - read more ...

Alan Turing
Carlisle United FC 25 Mar 13:46 - 6EQUJ5, 342 views 13 replies
The St James bible is not complete, there are books that were discarded for whatever reason. In one of them Jesus spends the night with a man, i cant remember who, his message was that being gay is ok. You disregarded that previously. Why?, if y - read more ...

Coconuts.
Carlisle United FC 25 Mar 02:24 - Psaw, 144 views 1 replies
I am not an insensitive clod, i know how you are all suffering, not only playing wise, but the future of Carlisle United. And the one most suffering would be Griff, though some suffer badly in silence. I saw the highlights, and i cant understand y - read more ...

International Football Days
Carlisle United FC 25 Mar 00:01 - Dick Large, 178 views 5 replies
Germany 1 North Macedonia 2 Probably the greatest result in their history and something to be proud of,keep the underdog qualifiers going I say 😎 Who remembers San Marino scoring on the first seven seconds against England when we already ne - read more ...

Will we finish above Keith Curle's Oldham Athletic?
Carlisle United FC 24 Mar 22:44 - Dick Large, 52 views 0 replies
At the moment we are 3 points better off than Oldham Athletic, we have a goal difference superior by 12 and have conceded 20 fewer goals. Oldham Athletic have 9 games to play and we have 12. Will we finish above Keith Curle's Oldham Athletic? - read more ...

FAO Cocopops61
Carlisle United FC 24 Mar 03:49 - howoldboy, 83 views 2 replies
Well.... Errrmmm... Yes well obviously I feel that they could win ten nil away but maybe I was being a bit optimistic so I would like to lower the scoreline ever so slightly to 0-1😂 Thanks howoldboy 😎 - read more ...

Beech out
Carlisle United FC 23 Mar 23:45 - griff, 254 views 7 replies
I cannot remember a time with any team in any division go on such a bad run after being top of the respective division,anything could happen with the remaining games and that's being kind to them. - read more ...

Predictocomp - WEEK 29
Carlisle United FC 23 Mar 11:01 - griff, 332 views 21 replies
GROUP A Wimbledon v Northampton. 0-1 MK Dons v Doncaster. 1-0 Shrewsbury v Portsmouth. A Wigan v Ipswich. A GROUP B Colchester v Bradford. 0-1 Crawley v Port Vale. H Grimsby v Walsall. H Morecambe v Cheltenham. 1-0 GROUP C Dagenham & Redbridge v To - read more ...

Nicola Sturgeon
Carlisle United FC 22 Mar 20:44 - Dick Large, 223 views 15 replies
Im impressed you see fault in Labour. You are right that the poor work for those that have money. Firstly they are not poor, poor is starving, diseased etc, they dont have that. They do act poor though. If you want money, you have to earn it. I - read more ...

Vaccine priority in the UK
Carlisle United FC 22 Mar 20:39 - Dick Large, 81 views 0 replies
The vaccine priority in the UK should be that everyone who voted Leave in the 2016 referendum should be vaccinated several times before the first person who voted Remain is vaccinated for the first time at this time next year. The folk who voted Re - read more ...

Cummings to the garden fraud
Carlisle United FC 20 Mar 15:26 - Dick Large, 153 views 5 replies
Ni i would not. Cummings is an alright geezer. - read more ...

Macron, what an utter .....
Carlisle United FC 19 Mar 14:59 - Dick Large, 350 views 15 replies
More news today... “ Results from the long-awaited US trial of the Oxford-AstraZeneca Covid vaccine are out and confirm that the shot is both safe and highly effective. More than 32,000 volunteers took part, mostly in America, but also in Chil - read more ...

EU Remainers / Rejoiners in Carlisle
Carlisle United FC 18 Mar 13:21 - Dick Large, 91 views 0 replies
For any Remainers / Rejoiners in Carlisle surely the best immediate option is to emigrate to Gretna. Scotland will soon get independence and join the EU, with no problems. You will still be within farting distance of friends / relatives in Carli - read more ...

The dreadful possibility of Carlisle United finishing 8th & Morecambe 7th
Carlisle United FC 17 Mar 15:03 - Dick Large, 88 views 0 replies
How about Carlisle United finishing 8th, Morecambe finishing 7th and once again beating Exeter City in the Play-Off Final. That would be a repeat of the longest combined journey made by teams contesting a domestic Final. - read more ...

UK to buy more nuclear warheads
Carlisle United FC 16 Mar 16:28 - Dick Large, 81 views 0 replies
There's no need to buy these extra nuclear warheads. We already have enough to use on Paris, Bordeaux, Toulouse, Montpellier, Marseille, Lyon, Strasbourg, Nice, Clermont-Ferrand, Rouen, Le Mans etc. But maybe it is prudent to place some orders for m - read more ...

Griff V Psaw
Carlisle United FC 16 Mar 14:23 - Psaw, 108 views 2 replies
It’s ok Chalky, take no notice other than to see that he’s someone that openly admits that if he loses a bet, he won’t pay up. - read more ...

Frank, the EU has a serious problem with the AstraZeneca anti-covid vaccine.
Carlisle United FC 16 Mar 12:20 - Dick Large, 304 views 13 replies
Are you perchance related to Leonard Sachs? Your posts sound increasingly like an introduction from The Good Old Days. Having no argument to offer you post u - read more ...

Predictocomp -WEEK 28
Carlisle United FC 16 Mar 11:06 - griff, 497 views 20 replies
Two Mules for Sister Sara. Early kick off at Portsmouth but all entries in. Happy Astronomical Spring to everyone. GROUP A Millwall v Middlesbrough. A Preston v Luton. 1-1 Stoke v Derby. H Swansea v Cardiff. 1-1 GROUP B Burton v MK Dons. 0-1 Gill - read more ...

Iredale Gets Two
Carlisle United FC 14 Mar 14:28 - Psaw, 87 views 0 replies
I havent seen the lad play, but he generally plays lrft midfield, as he did yesterday. There was a loanee left full back making his debut, and he was all at sea for at least 15 minutes, but Iredale shored him up, then scores. two. You maka da bigg - read more ...

Which League Two finishing position most often supplies the Play-Off Final Winner?
Carlisle United FC 14 Mar 13:13 - Dick Large, 93 views 0 replies
In the last 10 seasons :- 4th Once 5th Once 6th 3 Times 7th 5 Times - read more ...

Why it makes sense for some people in some circumstances to move to France.
Carlisle United FC 13 Mar 17:51 - Dick Large, 337 views 11 replies
If you go back hundreds of years, every country had traditional enemies and, for us, it was usually the French...... ....and the Scots, obviously. - read more ...

Frank, what do you think of Liz Truss?
Carlisle United FC 11 Mar 17:05 - Dick Large, 194 views 2 replies
Quite - read more ...

Accounts for year ending 30/6/2020 for Holdings and 1921
Carlisle United FC 11 Mar 01:35 - Dick Large, 147 views 2 replies
Joke of the accountancy profession :- Client "How do my accounts look?". Accountant "How do you want them to look?". As Eric Morecambe would have said "Try telling that one at the Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night". - read more ...

Oi Griffy Its me again
Carlisle United FC 10 Mar 15:55 - Psaw, 407 views 9 replies
Exactly. Let’s face it Frank, Chalky’s in the clique and you ain’t. - read more ...

The Royal who asked about the likely colour of the Harry / Meghan baby
Carlisle United FC 10 Mar 02:05 - Dick Large, 250 views 4 replies
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Predicts mop - WEEK 27
Carlisle United FC 09 Mar 11:24 - griff, 477 views 21 replies
GROUP A Birmingham v Bristol City. 1-0 Bournemouth v Barnsley. 1-0 Cardiff v Watford. A Rotherham v Coventry. D GROUP B Blackpool v Fleetwood. H Bristol Rovers v Wimbledon. 1-0 Crewe v Burton. 1-0 MK Dons v Accrington. H GROUP C Exeter v Cheltenham - read more ...

GRIMsby
Carlisle United FC 07 Mar 23:04 - sandpit, 406 views 11 replies
1-1 Well score first. Well, we scored last, but apart from that....... - read more ...

Morecambe v Carlisle Match thread
Carlisle United FC 06 Mar 18:54 - cayambe, 321 views 5 replies
THats me switching off I Follow - read more ...

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