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Carlisle United FC 06 Apr 18:49 - griff, 45 views 2 replies
Do you own a parrot Blackbeard? - read more ...

Clapping?
Carlisle United FC 02 Apr 13:36 - _Blow_Job_, 70 views 2 replies
That's because you two support a small club right oop north,if you l lived in a city in the Midlands the clapping and chanting is deafening - read more ...

Peeve
Carlisle United FC 29 Mar 22:50 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 152 views 7 replies
I didn't see it as a war Les but I do believe that one day local accents and phrases will die out 👍 - read more ...

Only ***** workers should now be working
Carlisle United FC 28 Mar 01:20 - _Blow_Job_, 113 views 1 replies
They could work from home, like Ken Bruce is. - read more ...

Quiz Time
Carlisle United FC 24 Mar 10:56 - Le_Badger, 109 views 0 replies
Morning Carlisle Fans, Hope you're all well, and not just regarding the current State Of Things. I've been making a few of these -esque Any Team But Quizzes, and linked below is the one for Carlisle United. I hope you enjoy it, and i - read more ...

Psaw?
Carlisle United FC 24 Mar 01:46 - C_U_N_T, 154 views 2 replies
...weil Glückseligkeit nicht ein Ideal der Vernunft, sondern der Einbildungskraft ist.... - read more ...

Griff.
Carlisle United FC 18 Mar 12:37 - Psaw2, 223 views 3 replies
I think you are referring to Carlisle United. Action is not the word for it. Vomit, bacteria, phlegm, and a donkeys ars e is. Don't get upset, I am referring to Cambridge United as well. If you think of how football used to be, fast, exciting, - read more ...

Rishi Sunak, Chancellor of the Exchequer
Carlisle United FC 17 Mar 21:10 - The_Clap, 147 views 0 replies
Rishi Sunak's voice is very similar to that of Tony Blair's from a few years ago. - read more ...

I have a toilet roll for sale.
Carlisle United FC 15 Mar 13:19 - The_Clap, 196 views 2 replies
One careful previous owner - read more ...

No enquiries.
Carlisle United FC 13 Mar 13:43 - Psaw2, 252 views 3 replies
No response then. Jealousy is an ugly emotion. Yes, Cambridge is the home of football. Yes it is. You must be rowing a long boat off the coast of America Griff, invasion like. - read more ...

Predictocomp - please read.
Carlisle United FC 13 Mar 13:16 - griff, 465 views 14 replies
I was planning the big push from behind again this season , had forecast some big numbers . - read more ...

I want Jenkins, Nixon and Pattison to .....
Carlisle United FC 11 Mar 16:06 - 6EQUJ5, 174 views 0 replies
fuck off and, Madam Deputy Speaker, I commend this speech to The House. - read more ...

Predictocomp Week 33
Carlisle United FC 09 Mar 17:59 - griff, 320 views 6 replies
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That England rugby union player who got banned for 8 weeks ......
Carlisle United FC 09 Mar 16:52 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 154 views 1 replies
Any b*astard who grabs my d*ick will get a 3 month ban. I wish mine was that long Les, but I’d have to have some cut off. - read more ...

Covid 19 (Corona Virus)
Carlisle United FC 07 Mar 23:19 - The_Clap, 382 views 6 replies
I wonder if this will end with there being something in nature which kicks Covid 19's arse, an end to it like the denouement of 'Day Of The Triffids' or 'War Of The Worlds'? - read more ...

Is there any intelligent life in the universe, other than that on Earth?
Carlisle United FC 06 Mar 23:01 - 6EQUJ5, 310 views 7 replies
Yeah, but they could already beat Carlisle. Probably. - read more ...

Flybe's routes being taken on by various train companies
Carlisle United FC 06 Mar 14:08 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 127 views 0 replies
That will be fucking brilliant, flying trains. - read more ...

Predictocomp Week 32
Carlisle United FC 05 Mar 09:30 - griff, 466 views 13 replies
GROUP A Birmingham City v Reading. H Charlton Athletic v Middlesbrough. 1-1 Stoke City v Hull City. H Swansea City v West Bromwich Albion. 0-1 GROUP B Fleetwood Town v Blackpool. H Lincoln City v Burton Albion. 1-1 Peterborough United v Portsmouth. - read more ...

Best person to lead the UK negotiating team against the EU
Carlisle United FC 02 Mar 22:40 - _Blow_Job_, 163 views 1 replies
You and me blow job, we could be brothers. - read more ...

"Kim Philby, Anthony Blunt, Donald McLean, Guy Burgess, John Cairncross, .....
Carlisle United FC 01 Mar 14:03 - Dick Large, 135 views 0 replies
..... Charles Darwin, Bertrand Russell, Lord Byron, Alan Turing, David Attenborough, Florence Nightingale, John Cleese ..... are you listening John Cleese, your boys took a hell of a beating". - read more ...

How to get a completely free all found stay in a hotel for at least 2 weeks, maybe 5
Carlisle United FC 29 Feb 13:37 - C_U_N_T, 151 views 0 replies
Just go into a crowded area such as a market, sporting venue, town centre etc and cough. - read more ...

Predictocomp - Week 31
Carlisle United FC 26 Feb 08:29 - griff, 549 views 12 replies
GROUP A Blackburn v Swansea 2-2 Fulham v Preston Home Millwall v Bristol City 2-2 Sheffield Wed v Derby Home GROUP B Blackpool v Ipswich 2-1 Bristol Rovers v Shrewsbury DRAW Doncaster v Wycombe 2-1 Rotherham v MK Dons HOME GROUP C Brad - read more ...

Our disabled facilities
Carlisle United FC 23 Feb 17:44 - griff, 293 views 4 replies
Hmmm .... indeed the internet software sees all the characters in a link regardless of whether they are obviously plain text or html instructions. Adblock was in the swear filter a few years ago and indeed still is for fuck's sake. Only t - read more ...

What can we expect from the Cambridge United match?
Carlisle United FC 23 Feb 13:32 - _Blow_Job_, 222 views 2 replies
We will take you in the way a Russian soldier would force his advances on a petite 18 year old German girl in Berlin in 1945. We wont be as kind and empathic though. We will go through all the pages of the Joy of S ex, and write a few more. The - read more ...

Cambridge United, Sing When You're Losing
Carlisle United FC 21 Feb 13:42 - C_U_N_T, 207 views 1 replies
The absence of my pain is something I thought you would be pleased about. I shall look forward to United humiliating Carlisle soon, Mr Count. - read more ...

Abbey Road, St John's Wood, London, NW8 9AY
Carlisle United FC 19 Feb 21:35 - Dick Large, 218 views 1 replies
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Are you ok up there?
Carlisle United FC 18 Feb 22:58 - Psaw2, 192 views 0 replies
Buying a lot of j cloths may help. - read more ...

Stevenage
Carlisle United FC 18 Feb 21:33 - The_Clap, 158 views 0 replies
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Predictocomp - WEEK 30
Carlisle United FC 18 Feb 10:09 - griff, 664 views 13 replies
GROUP A Barnsley v Middlesbrough 2-1 Birmingham v Sheffield Wednesday HOME Bristol v WBA 2-1 Wigan v Millwall AWAY GROUP B Wimbledon v Blackpool. 2-1 Fleetwood v Portsmouth 2-1 Ipswich v Oxford AWAY Lincoln v Gillingham AWAY GROUP C Leyton - read more ...

Simon Calder
Carlisle United FC 15 Feb 21:56 - C_U_N_T, 188 views 0 replies
Is Simon Calder the only bastard who knows anything about travel and holidays etc or are there hundreds of people all over the UK who have at least his level of competence in these matters? It seems to be that whenever any of the media want to - read more ...

Crawley v Carlisle United live match commentary on all BBCRC platforms
Carlisle United FC 15 Feb 15:05 - Dick Large, 163 views 1 replies
It has been pulled from the internet after 20 minutes. There is just the looping 'not available' message. - read more ...

Which should this season's '8K For MK' match have been?
Carlisle United FC 13 Feb 20:24 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 164 views 0 replies
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Cheltenham
Carlisle United FC 11 Feb 19:36 - sandpit, 153 views 0 replies
Be rough going,there has been a few of these lately.well they better get used to it because it will similar at Crawley with the conditions i suspect. - read more ...

Predictocomp week 29
Carlisle United FC 11 Feb 10:10 - griff, 589 views 15 replies
A 2-1 2-1 home home b 2-1 2-1 home home c 2-1 2-1 home home - read more ...

Raising sponsorship money for charity by doing eccentric tasks
Carlisle United FC 11 Feb 09:55 - C_U_N_T, 183 views 0 replies
Jenkins, Nixon and Pattison each have a low profile in terms of such events as the BBC Children In Need / Red Nose day events etc. I reckon that the three of them should do something eccentric to raise sponsorship money for appropriate charities. If - read more ...

weather
Carlisle United FC 09 Feb 21:23 - sandpit, 196 views 1 replies
Just to add with(PM)+(PM)r it will turn the showers more wintry particularly higher up but not exclusively so.I saw a bumble bee on the 2nd Feb just thought i would throw that in eh. - read more ...

Workington's automatic promotion prospects being seriously tested
Carlisle United FC 05 Feb 13:55 - Dick Large, 604 views 13 replies
p.s its on the internet. - read more ...

PREDICTOCOMP - Week 28
Carlisle United FC 04 Feb 18:29 - griff, 679 views 12 replies
GROUP A Blackburn v Fulham 2-2 Huddersfield v QPR 2-0 Reading v Hull Home Stoke v Charlton DRAW GROUP B Blackpool v Southend 2-0 Burton v Gillingham 2-1 Shrewsbury v MK Dons Home Sunderland v Ipswich Home GROUP C Colchester v Plymouth 2-1 Carlisle - read more ...

Forum in the Sunset Suite at 7:00pm on Friday 7th Feb 2020
Carlisle United FC 30 Jan 20:36 - Dick Large, 301 views 2 replies
The forum goes out live tonight (7/2/2020) at 7:00pm and can be heard / viewed here :- Just get that in your browser and it will suddenly appear at 7:00pm. It will afterwards be available - read more ...

Laffy
Carlisle United FC 30 Jan 16:26 - C_U_N_T, 206 views 0 replies
Over at the other place Laffy states that the whole of the headline fee for Branthwaite is being used in repayment of debt. So let's guess :- £2.75 million - £0.75 million = £2 million Of course very few people know the level of debt, the headli - read more ...

Cambridge United
Carlisle United FC 29 Jan 11:57 - Dick Large, 313 views 5 replies
Calderwood is old for his years, he is 55. Your praise is dodgy sir les, there must be a trap Shirley. As for relegation, I wouldn't bet against it, not even a pound. - read more ...

Forest Green
Carlisle United FC 29 Jan 00:09 - The_Clap, 207 views 1 replies
I paid my tenner for the very first time yesterday and watched in iFollow. I was impressed.High quality video from a cameraman who knew what he was doing, nicely synced to the BBCRC commentary and action replays of the crucial action. The football - read more ...

Predictocomp week 27
Carlisle United FC 28 Jan 15:50 - griff, 736 views 13 replies
GROUP A Charlton v Barnsley h Middlesborough v Blackburn h Preston v Swansea 1-1 Sheffield Wed v Millwall 2-0 GROUP B Bolton v Tranmere 1-2 Fleetwood v Doncaster 1-1 Ipswich v Peterborough h Portsmouth v Sunderland d GROUP C Cambridge v Colchester - read more ...

Just A Minute's silence for Nicholas Parsons
Carlisle United FC 28 Jan 12:09 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 227 views 1 replies
I used to listen to just a minute on the radio in the sixties. Me and my brother were sent to bed at 8pm and we used to put the radio on low, so our parents couldn't hear it. We used to laugh and joke till we got tired, some of the happiest memorie - read more ...

Lack Of Compliance With EFL Club Owners Forum Rule
Carlisle United FC 27 Jan 16:28 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 227 views 1 replies
It seems that the owners are not breaking the rules and the EFL have replied to confirm that. 118.1.1 Clubs must be represented by the Club’s majority owner, . Presumably the club is Carlis - read more ...

Carlisle United v Newport County
Carlisle United FC 25 Jan 22:28 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 190 views 0 replies
The Carlisle United v Newport County match, originally scheduled for Saturday 4th January, has now been re-arranged for Tuesday 10th March, kick-off 7:45pm. At the moment it is the only League Two fixture on that date. - read more ...

Cumbrian shocker
Carlisle United FC 24 Jan 14:36 - Psaw2, 221 views 1 replies
There are constant streams of buses, cars and trains exporting folk from the Lake District to the south east in order that they escape the stress. I have several wallets on me stuffed with high bills, some t - read more ...

Bankrupt without Edinburgh Woollen Mill
Carlisle United FC 23 Jan 16:42 - _Rod_Fanni, 235 views 2 replies
I know one thing AJ said it would make a nice little non league club.He is right it probably would,less wages overheads etc.But one thing he did not say is that is what he wanted to happen,and thats the difference.Good coffee shop eh. - read more ...

How many points will we be clear of bottom place after Saturdays matches?
Carlisle United FC 22 Jan 18:41 - _Stefan_Kuntz, 186 views 1 replies
Is 4 of any use. - read more ...

Predictocomp - week 26
Carlisle United FC 22 Jan 13:06 - griff, 583 views 11 replies
GROUP A Bristol Rovers v Fleetwood AWAY Ipswich v Lincoln 2-1 Peterborough v Rotherham 1-2 Rochdale v Gillingham HOME GROUP B Crawley v Grimsby AWAY Exeter v Colchester HOME Morecambe v Cambridge 2-1 Sc*unthorpe v Crewe 1-2 GROUP C Bore - read more ...

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