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Barrow points target to finish with one point more than 23rd place in League Two
Carlisle United FC
25 Jan 04:27 - Dick Large, 42 views 1 replies
For these overall figures the unfinished last season was converted to 46 games by using the points per game ratio for each team, multiplied by 46. - read more ...
Haw Griff...
Carlisle United FC
24 Jan 18:46 - cocopops61, 30 views 1 replies
Ta. - read more ...
Newport County
Carlisle United FC
23 Jan 20:23 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 67 views 1 replies
I've just been looking at League Two table and it looks like Carlisle are in a strong position,currently in fourth but with four games in hand over two of the clubs above them and only three points behind Cambridge and a win against Newport will put - read more ...
I see us finishing 4th and playing Exeter in the Play-Off Semi-Final
Carlisle United FC
23 Jan 15:56 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 52 views 0 replies
There is a fundamental rule in The Great Scheme Of Things. We cannot get the better of Exeter. - read more ...
Intelligent extra-terrestrial life would communicate with us in English
Carlisle United FC
23 Jan 13:54 - 6EQUJ5, 39 views 0 replies
Several of the key people involved in the search for intelligent life way, way out there believe that it would communicate with us in English. They base such a belief on the almost certainty that such life would be at very least half a million years - read more ...
Cryonics
Carlisle United FC
22 Jan 17:08 - 6EQUJ5, 70 views 5 replies
What,there ain't any fairies? But I've seen photos of them from at least 100 years ago so there! Anyway when you find yourself kneeling before the judgement seat I will be there pointing saying I told you so,don't worry though as non believers can s - read more ...
Ibogaine
Carlisle United FC
21 Jan 20:15 - Dick Large, 92 views 4 replies
I'd strongly suspect both Mr Large and Mr Kuntz are the same person, as is Ibogaine. Or should I call him Sanitago, or any of his thousand and one usernames. Here he is, once again, posting about himself. - read more ...
UK joining a group of 10 countries in a trading agreement.
Carlisle United FC
20 Jan 23:39 - Dick Large, 63 views 0 replies
The UK is joining a group of indeed not 10 but 11 countries in a free trade agreement. All of these countries have a pot to piss in, which cannot be said of nearly all member countries of the European Union. This is in addition to the 63 free tr - read more ...
Incoming...
Carlisle United FC
20 Jan 13:49 - griff, 102 views 5 replies
FFS where is the money coming from? We know that the monthly payments of the McCarron / Galloway / Branthwaite / Henderson fees are only just keeping the wolf from the door. We know that the wages are not competitive. What's afoot? Is this a frantic - read more ...
Carlisle United strikers training exercise of trying to hit an elephant's .....
Carlisle United FC
20 Jan 00:40 - The_Clap, 57 views 0 replies
..... arse with a double bass. The RSPCA are not concerned about this because there is very little chance of contact being made by the instrument. - read more ...
Predictocomp - WEEK 20
Carlisle United FC
19 Jan 15:09 - griff, 463 views 22 replies
I’m stunned to be fair. - read more ...
Key matches on Tuesday 19th January
Carlisle United FC
19 Jan 00:13 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 114 views 6 replies
If EWM / Philip Day want their money back we are utterly fucked. We cannot begin to pay. They can take all Carlisle United 1921's assets. h - read more ...
Points target to finish with one point more than fourth place in League Two
Carlisle United FC
17 Jan 19:26 - Dick Large, 79 views 1 replies
For these overall figures the unfinished last season was converted to 46 games by using the points per game ratio for all teams, multiplied by 46. - read more ...
French fishing boats seen off by Jersey
Carlisle United FC
17 Jan 17:21 - Dick Large, 74 views 0 replies
It is a grim soul indeed who cannot laugh at that. - read more ...
Psaw?
Carlisle United FC
15 Jan 20:31 - C_U_N_T, 125 views 8 replies
Cambridge winning just makes Frank more angry tbh - read more ...
Next three games off
Carlisle United FC
14 Jan 17:33 - griff, 92 views 1 replies
That means 3 weeks unbeaten Griff, not bad eh. :p - read more ...
Brighton's Trossard
Carlisle United FC
13 Jan 22:21 - C_U_N_T, 79 views 0 replies
Trossard sounds like a somewhat negative comment as in "What a bunch of Trossards the Holdings directors are". - read more ...
Never mind anything else, we are top of League Two, so happy days
Carlisle United FC
13 Jan 17:12 - Total Idiot, 70 views 0 replies
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Andrew Jenkins, John Nixon and Steven Pattison
Carlisle United FC
13 Jan 16:49 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 75 views 0 replies
Over at the other place they reckon that The Three are determined to keep their ownership of almost 75% of Holdings, which owns 93.2% of 1921. This was true up to and beyond March 2017 when the EWM Limited 'facility' had to happen. At that point the - read more ...
What constitutes a season, for the purposes of promotion and relegation?
Carlisle United FC
13 Jan 15:40 - The_Clap, 58 views 1 replies
We talk about little else in the Comeintomy Arms. Two-thirds I reckon. - read more ...
Priti Patel
Carlisle United FC
12 Jan 20:59 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 63 views 1 replies
Indeed, she would be so pissed off that she could not even pronounce the word arse properly. - read more ...
Carlisle United respond to mention of £2.1m debt in EWM administration document
Carlisle United FC
12 Jan 15:53 - Dick Large, 71 views 0 replies
https://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/19003214.carlisle-united-respond-2-1m-debt-reference-ewm-administration - read more ...
Predictocomp - WEEK 19
Carlisle United FC
12 Jan 15:38 - griff, 289 views 19 replies
GROUP A Blackburn v Stoke 1-1 Bristol C v Preston 0-1 Nottingham Forest v Millwall H QPR v Wycombe H GROUP B Bristol Rovers v Charlton H Fleetwood v Portsmouth 1- - read more ...
Cambridge United
Carlisle United FC
12 Jan 15:28 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 53 views 0 replies
"Form is temporary, class is permanent" . Cambridge United have now had their nap and are back, once again asserting their dominance. There is also a Varsity Match in the Checkatrade Trophy tomorrow and from the proceeds of their effort - read more ...
Cheltenham Town League Two match against Barrow Saturday 23rd January
Carlisle United FC
10 Jan 19:15 - _Blow_Job_, 58 views 0 replies
Cheltenham Town's League Two match against Barrow Saturday 23rd January is now off. Cheltenham Town will be playing in round 4 of the FA Cup. - read more ...
Myth that Carlisle United 1921 can pay off all or even part of the debt to EWM
Carlisle United FC
10 Jan 17:44 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 139 views 0 replies
A minority of Carlisle United supporters believe that 1921 can immediately pay off the debt to EWM, or at least a noticeable part of it, from the transactions involving McCarron / Galloway / Branthwaite / Henderson. According to a reliable source at - read more ...
Chinese Wispers
Carlisle United FC
10 Jan 17:34 - sandpit, 82 views 0 replies
The world health organization still cannot get in to China despite promises they would months ago.Is it any wonder about conspiracy theories.The Chinese know the west cannot control the masses like they can and without that authority it would spread - read more ...
Examples of us thinking the crass thing when seeing or hearing something
Carlisle United FC
08 Jan 19:43 - Sir_Les_Patterson, 62 views 0 replies
When some of us see the Union Flag we think "National Front". When some of us hear 'The William Tell Overture' we think "The Lone Ranger". https://www.youtube.com/watch - read more ...
Striker in
Carlisle United FC
08 Jan 13:21 - griff, 71 views 1 replies
Nobody is that good. Bound to fail. - read more ...
Gavin Skelton
Carlisle United FC
08 Jan 00:19 - sandpit, 114 views 2 replies
Goal keeper via route 66 is the answer and you know it is. - read more ...
Covers
Carlisle United FC
06 Jan 23:29 - sandpit, 120 views 3 replies
Exactly griff. - read more ...
Predictocomp - WEEK 18
Carlisle United FC
05 Jan 15:36 - griff, 457 views 25 replies
GROUP A Cambridge v Harrogate 2-1 Port Vale v Grimsby 3-1 Sc*unthorpe v Bradford A Southend v Barrow H GROUP B Altrincham v Sutton H Bromley v Chesterfield 2-1 Hartlepool v Wealdstone 4-1 Kings Lynn v Halifax D GROUP C (Cup) Blackburn v Doncaster 3 - read more ...
Reilly away, Bennet stays
Carlisle United FC
05 Jan 15:01 - griff, 103 views 2 replies
Reilly’s signed for Livingston, currently 5th in the SPL. Says a lot, really. - read more ...
BBC Desperate To Find Queues And Chaos At Dover
Carlisle United FC
04 Jan 19:12 - _Blow_Job_, 128 views 3 replies
Schizotypal personality disorder Everyone has their own eccentricities or awkward behaviours. But if your patterns of thinking and behaving make relating to others very difficult, you may receive a diagnosis of schizotypal personality disorder. [ur - read more ...
France
Carlisle United FC
04 Jan 16:36 - The_Clap, 167 views 5 replies
The above post is from the leader of the When-You-Have-No-Sensible-Argument-Then-Just-Use-Any-Utterly-Unrelated-Shite Party. - read more ...
Cambridge v Burnley EXTRAVAGANZA.
Carlisle United FC
03 Jan 17:35 - Psaw, 189 views 9 replies
The A-Team are the mid-week winners! - read more ...
Ewm
Carlisle United FC
02 Jan 18:29 - Dick Large, 109 views 1 replies
Top of the league - thats why. Same thing happened at Bury, ignored all financial issues and no questions asked as side was doing well. I hope the same things not going to happen here. - read more ...
The opposition view - Walsall
Carlisle United FC
01 Jan 15:32 - griff, 151 views 2 replies
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Test&Trace
Carlisle United FC
31 Dec 21:30 - sandpit, 76 views 1 replies
Quite - read more ...
Hoppy Nude Ear
Carlisle United FC
31 Dec 15:44 - griff, 96 views 1 replies
Perhaps that might be the new year real ale,keep the good work up Griff it doesn't go unnoticed. - read more ...
11:00pm 31st December 2020
Carlisle United FC
31 Dec 14:17 - _Blow_Job_, 157 views 6 replies
True Frenchie, and look what happened to those pesky Americans! - read more ...
Barrow v Exeter City
Carlisle United FC
30 Dec 20:04 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 138 views 0 replies
Come on Barrow, kick arse. We want our bogie team to be well out of contention. - read more ...
The opposition view - Harrogate
Carlisle United FC
30 Dec 00:24 - griff, 253 views 6 replies
Look the pitch was more than playable with the thaw on Sunday followed by an even warmer Monday.There would have been no frost in the ground.However Monday night a weather front came down from north to south with rain on it which we got up here but s - read more ...
Predictocomp - WEEK 17
Carlisle United FC
29 Dec 18:16 - griff, 310 views 23 replies
That’s a full house then, and only 4 off so far, one through covid and three to the weather. Buggrit. - read more ...
County 0 Hartlepool 1
Carlisle United FC
28 Dec 21:17 - Psaw, 123 views 5 replies
TIf he starts alive and finishes up dead that would be an outcome, therefore a result. - read more ...
Which countries will next leave the European Union?
Carlisle United FC
28 Dec 16:43 - The_Clap, 150 views 6 replies
The Croatian wouldn’t be a member of the extreme right wing nationalist party by any chance? - read more ...
Who is right....
Carlisle United FC
28 Dec 15:33 - cocopops61, 360 views 21 replies
*holds head in shame* - read more ...
Mondays games
Carlisle United FC
27 Dec 18:03 - Psaw, 203 views 12 replies
EXACTLY Stefan - read more ...
The opposition view - Bolton
Carlisle United FC
26 Dec 01:54 - griff, 104 views 1 replies
Well there was jp lauding in it,saying how bad Bolton were,how we would play in the championship,top of the league etc etc and then bang.At home 3-0 up and nowt to do with the wind,did not here many complaints in the first half,so pardon the expressi - read more ...
Oi, fenchlion.....
Carlisle United FC
25 Dec 16:41 - griff, 64 views 0 replies
Sort out your predictocomp entry, its gone a bit tits up. The last one goes down as a draw if you dont. Ta, mate. - read more ...
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Barrow points target to finish with one point more than 23rd place in League Two
25 Jan 04:27 - Dick Large, 42 views 1 replies
Haw Griff...
24 Jan 18:46 - cocopops61, 30 views 1 replies
Newport County
23 Jan 20:23 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 67 views 1 replies
I see us finishing 4th and playing Exeter in the Play-Off Semi-Final
23 Jan 15:56 - Neil_McDonalds_dick, 52 views 0 replies
Intelligent extra-terrestrial life would communicate with us in English
23 Jan 13:54 - 6EQUJ5, 39 views 0 replies
Cryonics
22 Jan 17:08 - 6EQUJ5, 70 views 5 replies
Ibogaine
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UK joining a group of 10 countries in a trading agreement.
20 Jan 23:39 - Dick Large, 63 views 0 replies
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